Valentine's Day!

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Protect and Shine
One day thats it! I just looked at the calendar oh no! Once again I've put it off. I hope everyone else as not put off the day(VALENTINE'S) that can make or break a relationship, at least thats always been my bad luck with women. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I was thinking maybe some :flowers: , but she has already informed me not to send those.
 
How about a plant? They last longer than flowers too:yes:


I just saw on the news last night that most of the roses we get come from Columbia ...yes South America :censored: I think I'm going to get something made in America, maybe chocolate, but wait..don't all coca beans come from other countries? I was then thinking of jewelry :) but then diamonds come from South Africa and most other precious stones also come from other parts of the world:(...then I thought..how about some nice cards ...then I thought about the trees that have to be cut down to make the card and the ink is probably made somewhere else in the world too. So my final answer is I'm going to give her :naughty:
 
Poorboy said:
. . . So my final answer is I'm going to give her :naughty:
I've heard that Poorboys products are "Made in America" :whistling
Maybe she'd like her own bottle of S & W? ;)
 
norahcrv said:
I've heard that Poorboys products are "Made in America" :whistling
Maybe she'd like her own bottle of S & W? ;)

bawahahahahahahahahahhaa ...she would know what to do with it:no:
 
PEI Detail said:
I'm going with bringing home Lobster and cooking dinner.
I would guess that will go over better than the Spray & Wipe.:)
By the way, what time is dinner being served?

Charles
 
Last year i gave chocolates and a bear with a card. I also spread on the floor flower petals that led to her present. It was a lot of fun to surprise her.

This year she informed me that she was making dinner for me. JUST FOR ME~!!! One of my favorites....BBQ RIBS!! The BBQ sauce is simmering on the stove as I type.

I have a card, a chocolate covered apple and a trip to California, all expenses paid, for her graduation. That includes the new shoes that she needed for her graduation dress. That is not counting the new suit for both me and the Little Detailer.
 
Poorboy said:
bawahahahahahahahahahhaa ...she would know what to do with it:no:

Hypothetically speaking, how harmful would S&W be to the eyes? Cause that's what'd happen to me if I pulled that stunt :boot :chair:
 
Shiny Lil Detlr said:
Hypothetically speaking, how harmful would S&W be to the eyes? Cause that's what'd happen to me if I pulled that stunt :boot :chair:


LOL ...you would live and just need to rinse well ;)
 
Personally I've arranged for my girlfriend to get a load of flowers (something like 30 tulips and 2 dozen roses, give or take), a cute little tuxedoed puppy dog doll, and a lovely dinner (well, we had that this past Sunday). I'm a little lighter in the pocket than I was before but she's wonderful and it's worth it if I can make her happy.

BTW guys, women go for this sort of thing, in my experience.
 
I ordered 2 doz. roses to be delivered to my little lamb chops work. I did this ahead of time because I knew this day would sneak up on me. Good thing I checked the forum because I forgot about tomorrow. DOAH!!!!!
 
Screw Valentine's Day! What a waste. Why show all that love on one day...shouldn't it be everyday?! I know presents can't be given everyday but presents don't buy love. Don't do everything on one day...spread it out throughout the whole relationship.

Yes I am bitter because I don't have a Valentine this year. I had one the past 2 years but that ended about 5 months ago. Screw girls that don't know what they want.

At least I'm saving a crapload of money this year and not wasting it on some girl that acts like they appreciate it but in the end, they really don't.
 
My wife told me she was going to put a big bow on the TV we bought when we moved in. :) We are staying in with me cooking one of my fantastic dinners.
 
A nice soft Teddy Bear or something from Victorias Secret is always a good thing. The simple gesture of flowers is all mine requires. Thankfully as I have bought her all kinds of other stuff througout the years and when ever she sees something she wants i get it for her. And since the topic of Screw V Day came up. That is exactly what i plan on doing on V Day.

Richard
 
Shiny Lil Detlr said:
HEY!! This is a family forum, Brenton. Remember that :censored:.

:naughty :lmfao

Yeah, some things are just too hard to resist.

Now I can't think of what to put on the side of Lobster.
 
I have found the best way to win a womens heart is to suprise her, just tell her to come over to your place around 7 o'clock, dress youself up nicely (suite and tie ofcourse) then cook her a fancy past to her liking. Have a nice bottle of wine and dim lighting. Turn your dinning room to a fancy restrant for 2. I know it sounds cleshay (sp?) and corney but trust me shell love it. It will take u a half hour to get it all ready and you will look the the perfect man. this is a tried and tested mothod. trust me
 
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