The "Really ?!?!?!?!" Thread

Ronkh said:
That was sorta the reason for this thread. Figured the powers that be, might not like the title ---.
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You figured right Ron. My original post was updated to a more PC version w/o the 3 letter acronym you mentioned. I'm guess yours will be scrubbed out soon too. I didn't think that particular acronym for expressing my surprise/ disbelief was a no-no. (Sorry Mod's).

But seriously - Furries? I don't get it (PC clean version of what I'm thinking).
 
No offense intended guys. Acronyms are fine as long as they don't represent language that isn't in harmony with the family friendy nature of the site.
 
I'm going to type this here - simply because I can't believe it happened.

Last night I fell asleep on my couch. I live alone in a townhouse with a garage on the first level. All the lights were off. I was asleep, and I heard the front door open (unlocked - whoops). That woke me right up - but I laid there in the dark. I wasn't expecting anyone....

Even though I'm not accustomed to people walking into my house unannounced or uninvited at 10pm, I thought it may have been my GF or a friend (who else just walks into your house?). Anyone I know would have called, rang the bell, announced them self at the door, or knocked first.

I lay there listening. I hear footsteps coming up my stairs and realize it's a man. As he rounds the corner to the top of my steps to the upstairs, I lay on my side ready to jump up.... Then, all of a sudden I see a head with a baseball hat peaking over the top of the landing (I'm on my side peaking over the couch back) - he looks around - but can't see me (it's dark & I'm being quiet and still)

Dude comes to the top of the landing and walks in my living room (it's pitch black)... I own a WW2 German dress fireman's dagger that I kind of keep on display and kind of keep laying around - but I always know exactly where it is. It's real and it's sharp - about a foot long... The dagger was sitting on a table at the end of my couch with some books...

All in a split second I jump up, grab the dagger, pull it out of its sheath - and yell "YO "... Dude is standing in my living room now. So, suddenly he puts his hands up and I start walking towards him with the dagger pointed at him. He starts saying "sorry...wrong house....sorry wrong house".

I follow him down the steps - dagger in hand. He exits out my door. I lock the door and run upstairs to look out the window - but he is gone.

It was crazy. Thought of calling the cops but didn't.

Lock your doors people.
 
Swanicyouth said:
I'm going to type this here - simply because I can't believe it happened.

Last night I fell asleep on my couch. I live alone in a townhouse with a garage on the first level. All the lights were off. I was asleep, and I heard the front door open (unlocked - whoops). That woke me right up - but I laid there in the dark. I wasn't expecting anyone....

Even though I'm not accustomed to people walking into my house unannounced or uninvited at 10pm, I thought it may have been my GF or a friend (who else just walks into your house?). Anyone I know would have called, rang the bell, announced them self at the door, or knocked first.

I lay there listening. I hear footsteps coming up my stairs and realize it's a man. As he rounds the corner to the top of my steps to the upstairs, I lay on my side ready to jump up.... Then, all of a sudden I see a head with a baseball hat peaking over the top of the landing (I'm on my side peaking over the couch back) - he looks around - but can't see me (it's dark & I'm being quiet and still)

Dude comes to the top of the landing and walks in my living room (it's pitch black)... I own a WW2 German dress fireman's dagger that I kind of keep on display and kind of keep laying around - but I always know exactly where it is. It's real and it's sharp - about a foot long... The dagger was sitting on a table at the end of my couch with some books...

All in a split second I jump up, grab the dagger, pull it out of its sheath - and yell "YO - WTF"... Dude is standing in my living room now. So, suddenly he puts his hands up and I start walking towards him with the dagger pointed at him. He starts saying "sorry...wrong house....sorry wrong house".

I follow him down the steps - dagger in hand. He exits out my door. I lock the door and run upstairs to look out the window - but he is gone.

It was crazy. Thought of calling the cops but didn't.

Lock your doors people.
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Scaret

shudda called the cops
 
Ronkh said:
It's PA so can't shoot the guy unless he got antlers
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They come with every gun purchase in PA.

You should have called the cops but prefer a security system as a basic early warning.

My brother in law, a police officer, said there is nothing like the sound of a pump action shotgun being pumped to break the silence to get their attention.
 
Whoa. I would've definitely called the cops to at least have them sweep the area for anything suspicious.
 
Swanicyouth said:
I'm going to type this here - simply because I can't believe it happened.

Last night I fell asleep on my couch. I live alone in a townhouse with a garage on the first level. All the lights were off. I was asleep, and I heard the front door open (unlocked - whoops). That woke me right up - but I laid there in the dark. I wasn't expecting anyone....

Even though I'm not accustomed to people walking into my house unannounced or uninvited at 10pm, I thought it may have been my GF or a friend (who else just walks into your house?). Anyone I know would have called, rang the bell, announced them self at the door, or knocked first.

I lay there listening. I hear footsteps coming up my stairs and realize it's a man. As he rounds the corner to the top of my steps to the upstairs, I lay on my side ready to jump up.... Then, all of a sudden I see a head with a baseball hat peaking over the top of the landing (I'm on my side peaking over the couch back) - he looks around - but can't see me (it's dark & I'm being quiet and still)

Dude comes to the top of the landing and walks in my living room (it's pitch black)... I own a WW2 German dress fireman's dagger that I kind of keep on display and kind of keep laying around - but I always know exactly where it is. It's real and it's sharp - about a foot long... The dagger was sitting on a table at the end of my couch with some books...

All in a split second I jump up, grab the dagger, pull it out of its sheath - and yell "YO "... Dude is standing in my living room now. So, suddenly he puts his hands up and I start walking towards him with the dagger pointed at him. He starts saying "sorry...wrong house....sorry wrong house".

I follow him down the steps - dagger in hand. He exits out my door. I lock the door and run upstairs to look out the window - but he is gone.

It was crazy. Thought of calling the cops but didn't.

Lock your doors people.
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Oh that was your place I walked into by accident the other night? Snap, I would have stayed and talked detailing instead of running away like a little girl had a known. My bad.

Nice Fraggle Rock doll collection by the way. Wouldn't have expected that from you, Swanic.
 
In case anyone is curious, (I know I would be)... This is the dagger:

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Makers mark:

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