I never said I was a price shopper, but why should I have to play some kind of game to find out how much something is going to cost me? I have no problem paying for customer service, special hoses, and training, just be up front.

I feel bad for you, living with all that self-loathing must be a real *****.
Seeing how I quoted the relevant section of your post, I'm not sure how my reading comprehension is at issue here. I know what you paid.
Read my post. In what world does "well under $1000" come out to over $1K shipped? Even at a fairly generous $100 for shipping, "well under" doesn't seem to apply. BTW, since I'm obviously a "price shopper", I'll point for comparison purposes that the VX5000 ships for $75 with cart.
I realize you have some sort of personal attachment to this guy, his product, and marketing, but I didn't attack you, and I don't think one was necessary in response.