Most hilarous signs/bumper stickers seen while driving.

Pulled up behind a car on the back of a tow truck...I saw that all too familar looking bumper sticker...."God loves you.......everyone else thinks you're an as***le!"
 
Here are a few I like:



My Son Got Your Honor Student Pregnant



Horn Broken, Watch For Finger



Honk If You Would Like To See An Uzi Fired From A Car Window



Of course, the obligatory "Slow Men Working" sign. :D



Of course, being a true Autopian, a bumper sticker will never deface my beautiful paint. ;)
 
"If it absolutely positively must be destroyed overnight call 1-800-US-MARINE CORP"





HOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
 
These were on the back of my friend's 1983 Thunderbird with 87 Mustang GT wheels. Relax, we were in high school! Don't flame me!



Jesus is coming. Quick, look busy.



The laboratory called. Your brain has arrived.



Thank you for not breeding.



Labotomies for Democrats. It's the law.



Impeach the President and HER husband too. (refering to the Clintons)



9 out of the 10 voices inside my head told me to clean my guns today.



I have a couple more but they will provoke outrage on this board. It's best I keep them private ;)
 
ok here's the short list:



"How's My Driving?? Call 1-800-F@$&-OFF"



"I don't Suffer From Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."



"If You Can Read This, Get Off My @$$"



those are all the ones I can remember right now, I'll add more later.
 
Many years ago, I was a a stop light..a metallic blue 64 Chebby wagon pulled up beside me...talk a bout a crap magnet rolling down the automotive isle at Walmart...fake side pipes..hanging off...cheap baby moons...every chrome thing they sell...bad window tint job......as he pulled away from me, there was a bumper sticker..all by itself....

"Don't laugh...your daughter may be in here"
 
Here are a few. I've seen so many but can't remember half of them.



IRS, we've got what it takes to take what you got!



You're just jealous becuase the voices are talking to me and not you!



Adults are just kids who owe money.
 
I saw a bumper sticker on a Pantera once that read:



All of the parts you see falling from this car are of the finest Italian quality.



Back when I was living in North Carolina, I saw a licence plate on the back of a civic that read:



Vafancul



Being of Italian descent, I realized that this is Italian for "Go F*** Yourself. I think because it was in NC, where there weren't alot of Italian-Americans, nobody really knew what it meant.



Dom
 
Sign at a cemetery:



Drive safely. Although there is plenty of space, we don't want you yet! (something to that effect)





I saw these at a Truck Stop in Janesville, WI



100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?!?!



Blow your brains out! It won't take long!





(I actually had these in the Maxima)



Get in, Sit down, Shut Up, and Hold on!



Horn not working, watch for finger!



I call that the 4 basic rules of riding in the car with me. :D
 
Some of my favorites are:



Hang up and drive!!



If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk!



My kid kicked the crap out of your Honor Roll student!



Beer - Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842! :D
 
Honk if parts fall off

This vehicle is protected by anti-theft sticker

My child was inmate of the month at county prison

Unless you are a hemoroid (sp?) stay of my ***
 
laughed my a$$ of the first time I saw "My kid beat up your honor student" on the back of a pickup (of course ;-) I'm always tickled by "Visualize Whirled Peas".



Personal favorite:



MY KARMA RAN

OVER A DOGMA
 
Lynn said:
Visualize Whirled Peas
Click to expand...



That is one of my all time favorites. :up



Some to balance the anti-Democrat offerings...



Prosperity is boring...Vote GOP for graft, recession, and war



Don't blame Dubya...He's a victim of social promotion



...and the list goes on............
 
My aunt is a notoriously SLOW driver. There was a bumper sticker that I always wanted to get her that said "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!"
 
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