Most hilarous signs/bumper stickers seen while driving.

I saw one on a semi that read:



"I've been in 8 accidents and haven't lost one yet"



During the 2000 elections, I had one on my back window that said:



"Algore is a risky scheme"
 
My favorite, which I will probably put on my beater car (shown here ) is You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this!, another one I like is 0 to 60... in 15 minutes. Or another one I love is "Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal." or "Caution I swerve and hit people at random" Or "If you can read this I can slam my brakes and sue you!" or "My other ride is your mom!"
 
My friend's dad is a general contractor, and on his truck he has a sticker that says: "Say no to crack." To the left of the sticker is some plumber bending over, showing his crack :)
 
I saw a mid 60's GTO that was primered and was still in need of additional body work that had a bumpersticker that said "My other car is also a piece of SH**"
 
I got this car for my wife............and I am happy with my trade.(On a rusty old cadillac)



Don't steal...............The government hates competition.



Capable of evading high speed pursuit. (On a built up Harley Davidson belonging to a member of a notorious motorcycle club.)
 
there is some nice here.I have a few ...





My boss is just like a diaper:Always on my as*and full of shi$!



Cats....The other white meat



I still miss my Ex...But my aim is improving



If I wanted to hear from an as$hole I'd fart



Thats right keep honking.......I'm reloading



I drink grape juice cause O.J kills



Lost your cat? Look under my tire



I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my as@



Single women can't fart...They dont have an as*hole until they are married
 
Various ones I can remember:



"Vegetarian: Primitive Word For Lousy Hunter"



"If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer."



"Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control"



"Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That" (on a car that I used to work on at the dealership - I'll never forget it.)



"Honk If You Slept With Clinton"



"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die"



"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot" (see lots of those around here)





Seen at some computer conventions...Defcon anyone? :D



"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated"



"It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit"



"The name is Baud, James Baud"



"Programmer - a red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects"



"I brake for LAN parties"



"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"



"geek."



"No I will not fix your computer."



"fsck -y" (that's actually a unix command) :)
 
I saw one on a huge truck driven by a cowgirl that read.....



If you are going to ride my a$$..at least pull my hair.
 
Here's one that hsnt been posted yet. As seen on an older C4 vette (printed in tiny letter letters)



"If You Can Read This You Better Have ABS".
 
a few favorites:



"I found Jesus. He's in the trunk"

"Anna Nicole Smith ate my brother"

"More than a handful is a prerequisite"



award for worst one ever:



"Yeah.. but what about all the good things Hitler did?"
 
In response to all those cars with "warning: in case of the rapture, this car will be empty", I saw one that said "in case of the rapture, can I have your car?"
 
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