Most hilarous signs/bumper stickers seen while driving.

"just because i dont care doesnt mean i dont understand"



your car would look better in my garage hand it over or ill brake real hard right about......now







On a truck custom made sticker.



If you can read this i havent torn up my ex-wifes yard



where am i going and why am i in this handbasket



if this is now....how do i get to then...and when was ago!?!?



fear me for i have the power to destroy you



On a hot rod

My car burns more fuel going to the store than yours does in a week



if i had a dollar for everytime an idiot got close to read a bumper sticker



bulls are horny, so am i, feel like a cowgirl?



i have dynamic ram so everytime i poweroff at nite i lose some of the stuff throw up in the registers. im sure there are better ones and some of them in this post are hilarious keep em coming.
 
these are worth a second look. Seen one today that said'

"Real trucks don't have spark plugs".



Anyone else have any good ones?
 
"Spank Me Like You Mean It!"



"My Other Ride Is Your Mom!"



"My wife said if I buy one more old car that she would leave me, she was a good woman!"
 
A few that I have seen over the years that have given me a good laugh.



"Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!"

"I brake suddenly for tailgaters"

"I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell"

"If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!"

"Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!"

"Witches Parking (all others will be toad)"

"Don't tailgate me... or I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME."

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive."

"I love kids... but couldnt eat a whole one."

"Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one."
 
My aunt is a notoriously slow driver so I thought she should have this bumper sticker I once saw:



"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!"
 
My aunt is a notoriously slow driver so I thought she should have this bumper sticker I once saw:



"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!"
 
A piano store down the road used to have a HUGE sign that said



"WE SELL USED ORGANS"



You couldn't see it was a piano store until you saw the piano's in the store windows....



lol
 
A piano store down the road used to have a HUGE sign that said



"WE SELL USED ORGANS"



You couldn't see it was a piano store until you saw the piano's in the store windows....



lol
 
Heres the one on my wifes Jeep.

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The gene pool needs more chlorine,

and fewer lifeguards.





On TOP of a bright Red pickup truck:

"DON'T JUMP!"



Jim
 
The gene pool needs more chlorine,

and fewer lifeguards.





On TOP of a bright Red pickup truck:

"DON'T JUMP!"



Jim
 
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