Autoeng said:My own thought is to have a black car with swirled, oxidized paint, dirty interior and engine.
I'm not sure if you have one in mind, but I could probably get my father in law's black '98 Prelude which would be perfect. It has every fault you mentioned (except the oxidation)--very bad swirls, some chips, water spots, filthy interior and an engine bay that's never been cleaned (bad but not ridiculous). I've been planning to get to it, but I'll put off my own major effort if we're in need of a demonstration vehicle. Let me know.
--Jim