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Product ID: 11153 Category: Wax

Zymol Response Wax - 8 oz Jar

Description:

Response Wax is designed for fire and rescue trucks, ambulances and other vehicles that are subjected to the ravages of the elements.

MSRP: $78.00

C.C.S. Price: $62.40

29 In Stock!

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is this for real? they gotta be having a laugh! The crediblity of this company just took a huge dive in my books.
 
markbigears said:


is this for real? they gotta be having a laugh! The crediblity of this company just took a huge dive in my books.
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Funny as that is, you have to give their marketing dept. credit for trying every angle possible. This is why we are so skeptical of many new products.
 
That is great marketing, but they go could further, wax for red fire engines - able to withstand water and heat, ambulance wax - easy to wipe down and remove stains - maybe it could glow in the dark.



Steven
 
Geez...What's next?



Product ID: 11154 Category: Wax

Zymol DööD Wax - 8 oz Jar

Description: DööD Wax is designed for surfers on all coasts. Even goofy footers will dig this on their boards. Get a grip and protect your board from the ravages of the surf, sun and suds...Totally awesome!

MSRP: $78.00



Product ID: 11154 Category: Wax

Zymol Bäbe Wax - 8 oz Jar

Description: Bäbe Wax is designed for women the world over. FOrget dipilatories, just warm the Bäbe Wax between your hands and apply to your bikini line. Apply the patented Zymöl Cöttön pull strip and Bäng you're hairless!

MSRP: $78.00
 
Mmmph said:
Geez...What's next?



Product ID: 11154 Category: Wax

Zymol DööD Wax - 8 oz Jar

Description: DööD Wax is designed for surfers on all coasts. Even goofy footers will dig this on their boards. Get a grip and protect your board from the ravages of the surf, sun and suds...Totally awesome!

MSRP: $78.00
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Zymol would never be so crude, they would have different wax for each coast. Different temps and salt levels would mean the wax could not work well. 2 waxs designed for the challanges of different water and styles would be a winner. The cost is way to cheap should be $100 more expensive. Not forgetting the $99.99 clay for the east coast and $109.98 for the west.



Maybe its time I sent my CV to QVC etc :)



Steven
 
LOL Mmmph! :lol



Next will be:



Product ID: 11666 Category: Wax

Zymol United Parcel Service Wax - 21 oz Jar

Description: UPS Wax is designed exclusively for the brown, non-descript delivery vehicles of the United Parcel Service and formulated to withstand the ravages of urban gridlock and irate recipients.

MSRP: $2178.00 (because it's UPS)
 
markbigears said:
Product ID: 11153 Category: Wax

Zymol Response Wax - 8 oz Jar

Description:

Response Wax is designed for fire and rescue trucks, ambulances and other vehicles that are subjected to the ravages of the elements.

MSRP: $78.00

C.C.S. Price: $62.40

29 In Stock!

Check Volume Discounts





is this for real? they gotta be having a laugh! The crediblity of this company just took a huge dive in my books.
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And what fire chief in his right mind could justify spending over $1800 to buy up this supply when



a: firefighters are being laid off because of budgetary concerns, compromising public safety and one of the first lines of defense in Homeland Security. :angry



b: the money can be used for training in hazmat and WMD (weapons of mass destruction) response.



c: due to the sheer size of today's fire apparatus an 8 ounce jar might only cover one or two rigs if every painted panel is done.
 
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