You know your an Autopian if

[Barry Theal]

You know your Autopian if.............





Lets have some fun here finish the phrase!

 

[Thomas Dekany]

You know you are ignoring someone when you don't return their calls

 

[Nth Degree]

You know your Autopian if you spend 4 hours waxing your car but can't last 2 minutes giving your wife/husband a massage.

 

[Barry Theal]

You know you are ignoring someone when you don't return their calls

Next time Ill get you a sick notice:lol

You know your Autopian if you spend 4 hours waxing your car but can't last 2 minutes giving your wife/husband a massage.

Have you been talking to Mrs. Theal?

 

[David Fermani]

You know your an Autopian if you use toothbrushes to clean interiors!! :brushteeth:

 

[TroyScherer]

If you know 3 different ways to Decon a vehicle, but don't know how to run a dishwasher...

 

[IHA Mark]

Dream about car care products. I need a few days off this forum lol.

 

[derek37]

.......you spend a few hundred dollars on product, that you really don't need, but hey, you get free shipping so why not!

 

[wilfredes]

You know your an Autopian if you use toothbrushes to clean interiors!!

 

[PhatHoodDetail]

..........when you are at the stoplight and you tell your wife/husband all the cars you could get up to autopian standards.

 

[C. Charles Hahn]

.......you spend a few hundred dollars on product, that you really don't need, but hey, you get free shipping so why not!

That's not Autopian.... that's the Autogeek tax :chuckle:

 

[Superior Shine]

....... you have the hood on your divided into quarters because your testing 4 different waxes.

 

[kakeuter]

......when your car drying towel costs more than the towel you use to dry yourself off.



-Kody-

 

[imported_RZJZA80]

... everywhere you go, you notice the swirls on all the cars around you, and just shake your head



... you tell people exactly where to touch the car door to close it, and forbid anyone to touch paint ever again

 

[Dan]

....when you have products that work perfectly well, but you still buy something else hoping it will be just a bit better.

 

[pixelmonkey]

when you have a black hood hanging from the wall in the garage to show people the differences between a scratch, swirl, polish, and waxed paint.



chris<pixelmonkey>

 

[Ben@3D]

.......when you created the logo thats at the top of each page. :first:

 

[SeaJays]

when your girlfriend or wife now notices every scratch and hologram on the cars you drive by. And then tells you to give them a card so you can fix it!



you do more microfiber laundry more often than you actually wash your clothes.

 

[Grimm]

When you buy a house with a third stall so you have a place for your detailing products.

 

[Accumulator]

when your girlfriend or wife now notices every scratch and hologram on the cars you drive by..

Heh heh, Accumulatorette resembles that remark