Dozerboy
Detailing Reject
A husband walks into Fredrick's of Arkansas to
purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several
possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer,
the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and
takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I
have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't
put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500
refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a
pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral services are pending.
purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several
possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer,
the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and
takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I
have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't
put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500
refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a
pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral services are pending.
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