Where has The Fuzz been lately? Let me tell you!

The Fuzz said:
Why is it that our banned members are my best customers? I don't think I've sold one thing to a DC member in good standing. Its only banned dudes that shop there!

This one dude that I banned even bought out all of my microfiber thongs! He said something about tanning his butt by the pool and how he liked the tan lines that the thongs gave him. :hurl
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I'm really disappointed...I assumed the thongs were for the ladies!!!!!!!!!!! :brick

A dude in a thong just isn't smooth!
 
Nah, no muscle shirts. This weirdo who bought all the thongs has inspried me. I emailed him and asked if he would be interested in an entire line of detail city themed women's clothing, but he just responded and said that he was only intereted in tanning his butt. I guess he'll have to stick with the thongs. :dunno I think the price is about to go up on those. :naughty
 
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