I'm changing my answer. I'd quote them a ridiculously high price so someone else gets stuck with cleaning that rolling landfill. I am generally in a position to turn down jobs like that because I am booked 7-10 days out. I'd hate to put off a nice Mercedes or Porsche on hold to clean that disgusting pit of a car.
I've done that before. Had someone call about detailing a Honda Odyssey. I could hear kids screaming in the background so I knew exactly what I'd be getting into. I quoted him $275-350 for the detail. He said he was prepared to pay around $100 or so and said he'd call around. $100? For a minivan? Ha! That is a good 7-9 hours to detail it right, maybe even more if his kids have trashed it.
Same deal when people call about milk spills or pet/human urine. Sorry, booked up for 3-4 weeks. :LOLOL
I've done that before. Had someone call about detailing a Honda Odyssey. I could hear kids screaming in the background so I knew exactly what I'd be getting into. I quoted him $275-350 for the detail. He said he was prepared to pay around $100 or so and said he'd call around. $100? For a minivan? Ha! That is a good 7-9 hours to detail it right, maybe even more if his kids have trashed it.
Same deal when people call about milk spills or pet/human urine. Sorry, booked up for 3-4 weeks. :LOLOL