What kind of apples am I growing anyway?

[The Fuzz]

I have no idea how this happened... What alien came down and cursed my apple tree? Check out this apple that I picked tonight. This is the strangest apple I've ever seen... It looks like a peach mated with an apple and this is their child.

That is just the strangest apple in the world I think. This is the kind of apple that I'd like to have given to my last employer before I left the company. You know... tell them what I really thought of them. (insert naughty here) Think I should put it on ebay? lol

 

[jdubb5005]

Its gotta be worth at least $10 on Ebay. 10 bucks might get a quarter tank in that there mullet cruiser of yours, thats one good night of looking for ladies unk:

 

[LastDetail]

Simple, those are Buttocks apples!

 

[bigron62]

looks like an ass apple ....its got a dirty crack

 

[Jngrbrdman]

You aren't growing your apple tree next to a plum tree or anything, are you? That is a strange lookin apple for sure. What could make it grow like that?

 

[atticus1398]

looks like an ass apple ....its got a dirty crack

Who's dirty?

 

[max080]

That's the J Lo apple

 

[Totoland Mach]

Makes me want to play Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" LOL

 

[Beemerboy]

That's a crack apple everyone should know that!!

Nice pic FUZZ what kind of camera are you using?