What a mess!

Brandon DeFeo

New member
Last week I'm driving down the highway. About a quarter of a mile in front of me is an eighteen wheeler hauling cattle. I can only guess now that there is some sort of containment area in the trailer to catch all of what the cattle let go of during their long journey. Well, aparently this contraption let go of ALL it's contents right onto the highway. There were probably eight or so cars between me and the truck. None of us saw what had happened. We all drove blindly through the mess. As well as many cars behind me. I continued on to work. Did I mention it was about ninety degrees? When I got to work and opened the car door, I was greeted with quite an unpleasent odor, to say the least. When I returned to my car several hours later, the whole parking lot smelled like a cattle farm. I took it straight to the coin op car wash. After dropping several bucks into a power washer, I took it home for a proper cleaning. Moral of the story. If you see a cattle truck up in front of you, change lanes.
 
I know a guy that was hauling a FULL port-a-john and it wasn't secured properly. It fell off the trailer on the interstate at about 70 MPH. He said it decimated a white car that was behind him. Can you imagine seeing a plastic john slinging fecal matter at you on the interstate at about 70?? :eek: :eek:







Wax-on/Wax-off
 
Oh I can relate...



While driving my SC430 with the top down on the highway, and as I was checking the navigation system, I was greeted with a dirty diaper in my passenger seat!



I was behind and on the left of a Van-Gina (mini van, open the door, kids pop out.. hense the term Van-Gina) someone changed the brat in the back area and threw it out the window!



Gab the nasty thing and went around right side and yelled at some woman in the passenger seat " Hey lady, you dropped this" and threw it back into the damn van.



Several colorful words later, I arrived home where I proceeded to whip out the Woolite mix and clean the seat. It was not dirty from it, but didn't care for the smell. A little Z-10 and all was well!



Regards,

Deanski
 
Deanski said:
Gab the nasty thing and went around right side and yelled at some woman in the passenger seat " Hey lady, you dropped this" and threw it back into the damn van.
<applause><applause>



Tort
 
Back
Top