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Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging
through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed
the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated
that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without
giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the entire
ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!" The genie clapped his hands
with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the "hard
earned thirst" quencher. The genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish it had been.
After a long... tension filled moment Johnno said....Nice going Davo!
Now we're gunna have to pi$$ in the boat!!!
through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed
the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated
that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without
giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the entire
ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!" The genie clapped his hands
with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the "hard
earned thirst" quencher. The genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish it had been.
After a long... tension filled moment Johnno said....Nice going Davo!
Now we're gunna have to pi$$ in the boat!!!