Top 10 things you should never be seen in

"okay but I'm going to burn down the building....."

13. No short sleeve dress shirts - tie or no tie.....
14. Shirt rule in general - no more than two buttons undone from the neck down - I don't care if you have a body like CD - I don't need to see your cleveage!
 
groebuck said:
Oh feel free to add to list - so

11. Sans-a-belt slacks
12. Hawaiian shirts - unless you live there or your going to a pig roast - don't


(eb you can wear low rise jeans if you pass the test :) ).
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!!! do you have something against aloha shirts!?!!? i have to wear then everday, because of the stupid dress code of my school. however, some can be very nice. take for example my black and orange san francisco giants aloha shirt...... or my yellow flowers one................i also have a red and orange one with big "snap on tools" trucks going across. remeber. with aloha shirts, the louder they are, the better

and as for me, what i wouldnt wanna be seen in...... i dont like seeing myself wearing

14. hats, because im really self conscious because i think i have a big head, and wearing a hat makes me look bald.

15. skin tight jeans... i had to wear jeans once, and it suffocated my thighs. ever since, ive hated them

16. SPEEDOES. it takes a really bold/stupid guy to wear speedoes to the beach.......
 
LOL@groebuck! You gave me a good laugh man! What's this about Clean Dean, our NJ representative and DC Detailing guru, wearing sandals with white socks? Say it isn't so!!!

Sorry Dean, you need to post a bunch more pics of exotic sport cars to make up for that fashion blunder! LOL

I'll add one to the list......no man, no matter how fit, should be seen in one of those detal floss speedos on the beach. In fact, simply owning one should be cause for deportation and have them exiled to live in France the rest of their days!
 
groebuck said:
Hey Zesty - -see the disclaimer -Hawaiian shirts - unless you live there - so you get a pass ;)
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Hawaiian shirts are also in style in Florida and in Belize, notice the smiling lady and the smoothness of the Hawaiian shirt.

Dwayne
 
this list makes me wanna go shopping and stock up on this stuff. It's when stuff is most out of style that it starts coming back in. And to be a true bad ass you have to do what no one else will and be able to pull it off... good thing im a true bad ass
 
soog - it's not out of style - they are dead, retired, gone for good but some don't know - Like the dodo bird - :lol
 
Been reading through here for a few days and on this one I just could not help myself from posting too...

1. True, pick up an issue of GQ
2. True, I have NOTHING to say here, Shudders :hurl
3. True, Get to the gym.
4. True, He's a MORON anyways, why anyone would dress like him is beyond me.
5. Disagree, I wear one, but I dont have an open shirt with nasty ass MAN PATCH HAIR and its a memorial for my mother (tiny urn)
6. True, but the 80's WHOA, hey where are the vuarnet sun glasses
7. True, but again I wear them under my sweat pants when I workout legs, then again I'm 6' and 293 pounds so I justify that cause of muscle
8. TRUE, here is the deal on that NO MAN should ever wear ANYTHING tha6 says LOW RISE, unless you live in West Hollywood here in CA. dont even think about it. Shudders AGAIN :hurl
9. Maybe, I have some pretty sweet Silk dress shirts and you would not know it unless you wore it. :cool
10. Maybe again...I know some Doc's and Nurses they LIVE in them, tried them...pretty friggin comfie and I'm part Dutch so Im safe. :lmfao :cool
 
6' 293??? DAYUM - your a big fella aren't ya? Okay spandex under sweats or shorts are okay (ala compression pants) - but never all alone...

Okay Silk Dress shirts maybe - but not the ones that give you man boobs no matter how buff you are!

10. - I'll conceed if your a doctor or a nurse then you can be comfortable if your coming near me with a knife -

re: lowrise - hey now - I have low rise jeans but then I can get the high rise if ya know what I mean - and WeHo is not the center of the mano Y mano universe - not that there's anything wrong with that (in my perfect Jerry Seinfeld voice) -

p.s. Mattel - you pro BB or semi or ??
 
was a bodybuilder a few years back, now I weight train and sometimes powerlift for compitition. I have an addiction to the weight room though. another reason I'm not a BB anymore them damn SAM ADAMS, they just taste too good sometimes, specially with Claim Jumper...lol
 
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