Time to see the true Fuzz!

Which dude is the real Fuzz?

  • Dude #1

    Votes: 6 27.3%

  • Dude #2

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Dude #3

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Dude #4

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Dude #5

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Dude #6

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Dude #7

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • Total voters
    22
Originally posted by The Fuzz , in case nobody told you, red hair is cool.) [/B]
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I like red headed women ...does that count?

so you say only one is the Fuzz...then I pick...# no not that one ok then it's # ,no on second thought, ok it's got to be #
:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by The Fuzz , in case nobody told you, red hair is cool.) [/B]
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I like red headed women ...does that count?

so you say only one is the Fuzz...then I pick...# no not that one ok then it's # ,no on second thought, ok it's got to be #
:rolleyes:
 
Hey Fuzz - those are all nice pics, but.... some of them kind of take themselves out of the running.

For instance, #1 has scissors in his hand, and that mullet is waay outta control. Could he be giving himself a haircut? No. I can't buy that story.

#3 is unkempt. Not cool enough to be the Fuzz, IMO... heh heh

#4 is too obvious.

#5 ..... um, no. Unless you are about 17 and like pants three times too big for you.

#6 .... no way in hell. That Camaro is WAAAAYYY too dirty to ever be owned by the REAL Fuzz....

I am voting for #7, strictly on the basis of my conclusions. Besides, everyone knows waiting tables is one of the best methods of picking up hot chicks.... :cool:
 
87 Monte SS said:
Hey Fuzz - those are all nice pics, but.... some of them kind of take themselves out of the running.

For instance, #1 has scissors in his hand, and that mullet is waay outta control. Could he be giving himself a haircut? No. I can't buy that story.

#3 is unkempt. Not cool enough to be the Fuzz, IMO... heh heh

#4 is too obvious.

#5 ..... um, no. Unless you are about 17 and like pants three times too big for you.

#6 .... no way in hell. That Camaro is WAAAAYYY too dirty to ever be owned by the REAL Fuzz....

I am voting for #7, strictly on the basis of my conclusions. Besides, everyone knows waiting tables is one of the best methods of picking up hot chicks.... :cool:
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ROFLMAO!!! Those comments are sooooo perceptive!! That just gave me my daily "look stupid while laughing hystericly" moment. :) lolol I know Dwayne is going to get a kick out of that one. LOL
 
HAHA! Cool - glad you got some enjoyment outta them. Of course, I was almost being serious when I was analyzing the pics. But I still stand by my decision! LOL They somehow seem to rationalize my pick .... a little. :D

Sooo, if I am right, do I get a free red MF bowtie to go along with MY mullet? Hmm..?? heh heh
 
Here is my analysis and answer......................

Dude #1 is holding a pair of scissors. I don't believe that the real Fuzz would get anywhere near scissors.

Dude #2 is actually a model of the Mullet hairstyle. His picture can be viewed at the following website: http://www.natives.co.uk/features/contmar.htm

Can't be Dude #3. If the real Fuzz were on a beach he would be surrounded by lotsa chicks who would all be rubbing him down with suntan oil.

Dude #4 is a very familiar face.. but if this was truly a picture of The Fuzz, then The Fuzz wouldn't have started a thread entitled, "Time to see the true Fuzz"... There'd be no need for this vote because we all would have already seen the true Fuzz.. Besides, this is a picture of Quani who is considered by many to be the father of the mullet...

Dude #5 is too young to be the Fuzz. This guy is wearing jeans that a true mullet wearin' 80s rocker wouldn't be caught dead in. His forearms indicate that he has never run a buffer or spent hours meticulously detailing cars. The Fuzz wouldn't be ashamed of his mullet and have to hide it under a hat like that. Besides, this cat doesn't look like he'd even know the words to a single Skynyrd tune.

My first impulse was Dude #6. Dude #6 is posing beside his bitchin Camaro, has the mullet, looks like he jams on good old fashioned rock n roll, etc... The only problem is.... Look at the Camaro!!! Even in the dead of winter, would the TRUE Fuzz let his Camaro get that dirty???

Dude #7..... Hmmmm.... This guy actually seems cool enough to be the Fuzz... This pic was shot right in the middle of the famous "shake" (a move that's impossible to resist when you're sporting the business in the front, party in the back). Unfortunately, this guy is not the true Fuzz... In fact he doesn't even have this mullet anymore - he was only wearing this style to fit in at a monster truck show... He is actually one of those MIT grads... His profile can be seen here: http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/leinad/leinad.html



So which one is it? Regarding number 6, I asked if the TRUE Fuzz would let his Camaro get that dirty. The answer is - obviously YES... Why drive it, if yer not gonna get it dirty like that... I have to go with dude #6 with the red hair!

Ok, enough of this $%i#, I've gotta go to work.

Onthespot
 
Changing my answer.... (geez, I should be pressure washing trucks about right now)...

Can't be dude #6... The Fuzz is from South Florida according to his profile. Look at the snow in that picture...

So here is my FINAL answer:

Dude #1!!! That's right, the guy with the scissors... Looks like south Florida in the background... and I think the scissors are a prop intended to mislead... OR... Could the Fuzz be contemplating cutting it off for a certain lady????


Onthespot
 
I vote for #5......... no, #1........ I mean #3, no, for sure it's #6, wait, I think it's #2, OK, is it #7? :D :D

Was I close? ;)
 
Hmmm..... I suppose it COULD be, but the computer geek lifestyle seems unbecoming of you. I still think the waiter job would net you a lot more hot chicks....

You are just trying to steer me away from the right answer! HAHA!! I ain't buyin' into that scheme! :cool:
 
My turn

Dude #1 - Dude#1 is hiding his face, but the Fuzz would be front and center to capture his mulletness for all the ladies to see - that and the scissors are pointed!! we all know the Fuzz will only allow safety scissors around the mullet.

Dude#2 - Hmm given the amount of time the Fuzz is on line - you would think it is him, but that mullet is so flat and lifeless. That and the Fuzz does not love chick flicks, he likes chick on chick flicks.

Dude#3 - Trickey Trickey - that's not a mullet. That and the only chick in range is not mullet worthy.

Dude#4 - Naahhh - couldn't be.

Dude#5 - Trickey again. One would almost eliminate him because of his age, but who knows when the picutre was taken? There could be a mullet under that hat but would the Fuzz dare hide his mullet? I think not.

Dude#6 - The camaro is a mess, the flannel vest is mess and you can't really tell he has a mullet. Would the Fuzz let his bitchin camaro get that nasty or bee seen in a red flannel cut off shirt? I think not..

Dude#7 - Showing off the mullet - check. Smiling big time (probably at a table full of ladies..) - check. Likes to sleep with his socks on and afraid of things that glow in the darK? BINGO. Something only the Fuzz would know (or someone who has been in the dark sleeping with the pictured suspect..but we know the Fuzz loves the ladies not the fellas...) so ergo #7 The Fuzz in the Orlando Ale house with a steak knife.
 
See....I'm a little confused....I was under the assumption that THE FUZZ would never have to tell us how coooool he was....it was just a known fact....like night and day...air...water..living and dieing. I'm sure he is only doing this foir the newbies.
"MULLETS FOR EVERYONE"...well those of us who have become follically challenged may not look too cool with a mullet
:lmfao
 
LOL You guys crack me up. Check out the date on this thread. This is from waaaay back in the day. Still..... so far most of your guesses are wrong. I thought for sure that I had posted the truth around here someplace.....
 
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