cardaddy
South of Atlanta
So, after months off continued progression towards the wrong side side of things, I broke down and out loud searching to do an ACDF. (Anterior Cervical Disc Fusion.)
Not my first cervical surgery, but definitely the first time they`ve gone in from the front.
OMG OMG OMG They neglected to tell me how bad this would be!
So 8 days into this now and it feels MUCH worse than the day after (which is when they sent me home).
Can`t talk other than a whisper. Or if I DO try and talk loud enough for a conversation, sounds like I have a mouth full of barbed wire and chicken livers. Oh... and that I`ve also had a stroke! (Or at least that`s the way it sounds because I can`t get my esophagus and my tongue to do what it`s supposed to do.)
No bending, no twisting, no looking up, no looking down, no dishwasher, no washing clothes, tying shoes, a r anything over 5#. Basically no nothing... For six weeks.
Then there`s the way they did the surgery. They took some sort of device and stapled it to my collarbone. Yes, that`s STAPLED it to my CHEST.
Then it had some sort of arm on it with a row of needles / spikes / pins that when they apply pressure were inserted into the top of my skull and ran from my hairline all the way over the top of my head. Leaving a nice little blood line of holes in my head. OH JOY!
The head never hurt.
The collar bone on the other hand felt like a 300 pound gorilla have been jumping up and down on it.
But the incision Jesus.... That`s where they neglect to tell you that they`re going to run their fist through your throat.
(All the yellow bruises are where the device was stapled to my chest.)
She yeah....
No detailing for me, TILL SPRING.
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Not my first cervical surgery, but definitely the first time they`ve gone in from the front.
OMG OMG OMG They neglected to tell me how bad this would be!

So 8 days into this now and it feels MUCH worse than the day after (which is when they sent me home).
Can`t talk other than a whisper. Or if I DO try and talk loud enough for a conversation, sounds like I have a mouth full of barbed wire and chicken livers. Oh... and that I`ve also had a stroke! (Or at least that`s the way it sounds because I can`t get my esophagus and my tongue to do what it`s supposed to do.)
No bending, no twisting, no looking up, no looking down, no dishwasher, no washing clothes, tying shoes, a r anything over 5#. Basically no nothing... For six weeks.
Then there`s the way they did the surgery. They took some sort of device and stapled it to my collarbone. Yes, that`s STAPLED it to my CHEST.
Then it had some sort of arm on it with a row of needles / spikes / pins that when they apply pressure were inserted into the top of my skull and ran from my hairline all the way over the top of my head. Leaving a nice little blood line of holes in my head. OH JOY!
The head never hurt.
The collar bone on the other hand felt like a 300 pound gorilla have been jumping up and down on it.
But the incision Jesus.... That`s where they neglect to tell you that they`re going to run their fist through your throat.
(All the yellow bruises are where the device was stapled to my chest.)

She yeah....
No detailing for me, TILL SPRING.




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