The end of The Fuzz???

Cut the mullet and become respectable?

  • Put the crack pipe down and step away!! The mullet has to stay!

    Votes: 14 41.2%

  • C'mon dude... its for a lady. Do what you gotta do.

    Votes: 9 26.5%

  • Just shave it all off. If the lady doesn't like it, then get rid of it.

    Votes: 11 32.4%
  • Total voters
    34
The Fuzz

The Fuzz

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Would the Fuzz still be the Fuzz without the mullet?? I feel like Sampson. How can I cut the source of my smooooooothness? I've found a lady who thinks I would be smoother without the mullet. This is one fine lady, but I don't know if I can lose the power of the mighty mullet for her. Is she Miss Right or is she just Miss Right Now? I don't know... but I do know that the mullet has to stay. What would you do? Would you cut the mullet for a lady?
 
Smoothness is in the eye of the beholder.

If she's a keeper I'd get rid of it. If she isn't, then cut your losses now.

You can always grow another mullet.
 
The Fuzz said:
Would you cut the mullet for a lady?
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Absolutely. If it doesn't work out, you can always grow another mullet.

And it probably isn't going to be a long term thing. If she is wanting to change you and control you, she is most likely going to be "Miss Right Now". That isn't always a bad thing either.

Charles :)
 
Your advice carries some weight with me, Charles. I'll consider it. Not that I won't do my best to swing her the other way, of course. :naughty Maybe if I envoke the full power of the mullet then I can change her mind. I had better go prepare myself. I've got a date with a lady tonight and I need to get smooooooooooooth. :naughty
 
fuzz dont do it. the mullet is what keeps this site respectable.. we tremble at the thought of being axed by the mighty mullet ......
 
CharlesW said:
Absolutely. If it doesn't work out, you can always grow another mullet.

And it probably isn't going to be a long term thing. If she is wanting to change you and control you, she is most likely going to be "Miss Right Now". That isn't always a bad thing either.
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Charles :)
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Couldnt had said it any better Charles
 
With or without the mullet, you're still the epitome of smoothness , best of luck Fuzz ;)
 
The Fuzz would be smooooooooth with any hair style. Besides, one should always listen to a lady. :-p :D
 
The end of The Fuzz???
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Dont think of it as an ending, but as a new beginning!
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And as stated above, the Fuzz would be a smooth character with the ladies, mullet or not! And prehaps the mullet is holding you back from attaining ultra smooothness? You may find that a mulletless Fuzz will catch the eye of even more ladies ( if thats possible?!? )........
 
6cyl's_of_fury said:
Dont think of it as an ending, but as a new beginning!
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Oooooo! Multi-faceted Fuzz! Phoenix Fuzz? (rising from the ashes allusion)

Oh come on. As Charles said-She's trying to change you. What's she willing to do to get you Mullet-less? (assuming you can tell us here :naughty )
 
This is a tough dilema for you Fuzz. One possible solution would be to take it a little slower...

and just cut off one side of your mullet and see how things progress from there.
 
Oh, a Fuzz
With a buzz?
How short should you go,
I really don't know!

I'd be taking it slow and real easy if she's trying to change your hair! Next thing you know, she could be after you to get rid of the b_____n' Camaro!
But then again, if you're ready for a change, then maybe's it's time to try a "different" approach, still smoooooooooooooooth, but different.
Norah
 
Just because it seems that she is trying to change your hair doesnt mean she is trying to control your life. It seems she feels that she can be open and express her feelings and opinions with you. From your post it seems she just mentioned that she thinks you'd look better without it, not that you HAVE to get rid of it to be with her. In my opinion I would get a nice haircut and see how it looks, you never know you might just end up liking it better. It is hair and it will grow back in case you dont like the look. What do you have to lose by cutting it? some time with a different haircut? Think of the benefits of if you cut it...showing a POSSIBLE ms. right that you value her opinion and that you listen to her and her feelings.
 
:nono don't do it Fuzz.The only reason she want's you to cut it,is because it's so smoooth,she's afraid of losing your smooothness to another lady.Whats next......Sell the camaro? :bigscream
 
Well, the verdict is in. I convinced her that losing the mullet could be bad for her. People would no longer look at her and wonder how she got so smooth to be chosen by the Fuzz. She may also find that other aspects of our relationship would become less smoooooooth, if you know what I mean. :naughty We have decided that the mullet has to stay or else we both may be unhappy in the end. :bigups I appreciate your feedback and support DC!! :bow The mullet ain't goin nowhere! :fuzz
 
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