Well to start this off your argument is flawed; you actually did call a few people names. Myself included. In your post you referred to people who dont wash the roofs of their SUVs as "whiners" and then proceeded to insinuate that you are superior to the others because you polish and seal the roof of your van. You further insulted the people who don't pay particular attention to the roof of their SUV by saying "go ahead and turn in your autopia badge and membership card. You should be ashamed of yourself." In my estimation, claiming that simply because some people don't go crazy with the roof of an SUV that they are somehow not worthy of being on Autopia.
I don't want this to turn into a flame war, but I felt that I was being compared to someone else who beleived that I, or my practices, were somehow inferior and I reacted. The point of this thread was advice on how to treat an SUV roof without needing everyday maintenance. You could have simply stated the process and products that you use for your van in a non-demeaning way. The tone of your post was what I objected to, specifically.
Secondly I don't think it is ironic at all that some people may neglect the roof of an SUV in favor of detailing wheels for the following reasons:
The top of the roof in a car that size is hardly seen, whereas wheels are what a lot of people look at first. It is physically challenging to get up to the roof level to detail it and the detailing itself is often hampered by roofracks, trim, sunroofs, etc. The wheels are right there on ground level, all you gotta do is sit.
I was offended by what you said and this is the explanation for my post.