Sign For My Place

[Detailing NY]

Because customers always seem to want to talk to me at the worst possible moment i am having this sign made for my place.



IF DETAILING YOUR CAR WAS SO EASY, YOU WOULD NOT BE READING THIS SIGN IN MY DETAIL SHOP. PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB THE PRO DETAILER WHILE HE IS USING THE MACHINE.

THANK YOU

NEW YORK'S PERFECT DETAILING

IF IT WASN'T DONE BY US, IT WASN'T DONE PERFECT!



WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT? IT MIGHT MAKE SOME PEOPLE A LITTLE UPSET BUT I THINK I SHOULD BE FINE WITH IT

BRIAN

 

[2wheelsx2]

Maybe if you toned it down just a little by starting off with:



Detailing is a fine art. Please do not disturb the artist at work with his tools.



That might be more palatable.

 

[imported_seres]

I agree with 2wheelsx2 -- it would get the point across without being too offensive. :xyxthumbs

 

[ALAN81]

I agree a person would take it the wrong way and you will never see them again.

 

[C. Charles Hahn]

how about:





"PLEASE DO NOT DISTRACT THE TECHNICIAN WHILE USING THE MACHINERY. IT COULD CAUSE GREAT DAMAGE TO THE VEHICLE AND/OR THE TECHNICIAN/YOURSELF."



:up a little tonned down, but it still leaves the possibility (you might be the one causing the "yourself" in that statement the damage, but hey it works!)



I hate it when people interrupt me while I'm working....

 

[hkross]

I agree with 2wheelsx2. You can alway get one of the door knob thing hotels/motels have. Haha.

 

[samiam513]

yeah.. tone it down a bit. Some people in this world can't take a joke for some reason, and som eof them have $$$

 

[imported_Intel486]

How about



"Do not feed the detailer"



or



"Severe injury may be caused if you disturb the detailer"

 

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