Of course not. Man, that makes my knees week just thinking about it.
No, what I meant was that I've done this once or twice with other vehicles in the past (like my old 72 Impala or 78 Cougar) and also have fixed boo-boos made by my wife and several friends. I have also used fine-cut rubbing compound (by hand) to get off some paint and scratches. This was in my pre-obsessive days so I'm sure the job was so-so but the person I helped was happy as a clam each time.
Basically, I am saying I used the chemical method first - and only went to abrasive later if necessary. Clay wouldn't do much, I wouldn't think. Wouldn't hurt but I wouldn't go out and buy a clay bar just to find out. I would reach for an old bottle of Mother's cleaner wax first and rub for awhile.