This happened to me this morning, I told a guy in my office and he thought this should be a scene in a movie. Proud moron that I am, I call my wife to tell her of my recent accomplishment. She says, “You are such a child, what makes you tick?”
It’s 6:10am: I am outside putting my garbage to the curb. My neighbor is going out for a run when a black E350 pulls up. A “man” gets out. We say hello and my neighbor introduces me to the man who is his brother-in-law.
The man looks at my 06 Saab in the drive way and says, “My kids turning 16 and is botherin me for a car, I should buy him one of those tings”.
I reply, “You should, it’s a cheap, safe car”.
The man replies, “Yeah, cheap, it’s good for a kid”.
I reply, “You should really consider giving him that car you are driving, that’s a good car for a 16 year old, and what man drives a base model E class? My mom drove those for years”
Puzzled, the man says, “Whada you tawkin about?”
I walk to my Saab and hit the garage door opener, the door rises.
Inside is a black 2006 AMG CLS55.
I reply, “That is a man’s Mercedes. You shouldn’t sell yourself short, go in there and take a look.”
Like a castrated alley cat, white as a ghost, the man began his run, only without my neighbor!
-As some of you know, I am in the process of opening a used car dealership/detail shop. I have started to buy the inventory and have had some INSANE toys at my house the past few days.
It’s 6:10am: I am outside putting my garbage to the curb. My neighbor is going out for a run when a black E350 pulls up. A “man” gets out. We say hello and my neighbor introduces me to the man who is his brother-in-law.
The man looks at my 06 Saab in the drive way and says, “My kids turning 16 and is botherin me for a car, I should buy him one of those tings”.
I reply, “You should, it’s a cheap, safe car”.
The man replies, “Yeah, cheap, it’s good for a kid”.
I reply, “You should really consider giving him that car you are driving, that’s a good car for a 16 year old, and what man drives a base model E class? My mom drove those for years”
Puzzled, the man says, “Whada you tawkin about?”
I walk to my Saab and hit the garage door opener, the door rises.
Inside is a black 2006 AMG CLS55.
I reply, “That is a man’s Mercedes. You shouldn’t sell yourself short, go in there and take a look.”
Like a castrated alley cat, white as a ghost, the man began his run, only without my neighbor!
-As some of you know, I am in the process of opening a used car dealership/detail shop. I have started to buy the inventory and have had some INSANE toys at my house the past few days.
