Reasons Sal Zaino doesn't post on Autopia (since Scott asked)...

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These are the confirmed reasons:



He's busy playing in the World Cup



He's busy roundhousing Chuck Norris



He's busy running a cross country marathon-the whole way across the country



He's busy having dinner with Elvis at the Waffle House



He's fallen and can't get up



He's busy having plastic surgery to look like Barry Meguiar just to screw with people



He's busy consulting with Mythbusters in regards to polishing turds



He's coaching The Donald on how to run next seasons Apprentice



He's busy being a contestant on The Price Is Right



He's busy layering his 10,000th coat of Zaino on his classic all original Yugo
 
Huh, I always wondered. Now I know.
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I have it on good authority that his Yugo is NOT all original...all I can say is don't rev your engine next to him at a stoplight...



I think the real reason is that he'd always be in the middle of a poopstorm between the zealots and the haters...kind of like the rest of us. I really think it's a no-win situation for someone in his position to come on a forum like this; I wouldn't hold my breath for Dr. G to post much, either, he doesn't even post much on his own forum (for the same reasons).
 
JaredPointer said:
I figured it might be because he's busy mixing chemicals in the lab attached to his warehouse.
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Well, an unconfirmed rumor has it that he's retired to a Carribean Island and has hired a body double to answer his phone. Some claim that he doesn't even exist and that his birth certificate was faked to perpetuate the myth. Others claim that he was switched and birth and the real Sal Zaino is known as Al Pacino.
 
He's probably at Duragloss buying Duragloss(the whole company). Rival companies that aren't rivals is a great marketing plan.
 
Shutter said:
On a more serious note,



why doesnt he post?
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The same reason the owner of Zymol doesn't post (At least that we know of). There would be an all out flame war on this board if one of these owners decided to post.. jmo



Heck posters go back and forth and argue over these products.. These are likely the most talked about and argued about products I can think of. Can you imagine the owners of Zaino or Zymol on here trying defend, or answer questions about their product. It would likely get ugly. :eek:



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Zaino zealots seem to live in fear that it may be revealed that Sal does not make his products in the base of a tree by little elves. The simple discussion of Duragloss or anyone else just annoys their illusion.
 
Bunky said:
Zaino zealots seem to live in fear that it may be revealed that Sal does not make his products in the base of a tree by little elves. The simple discussion of Duragloss or anyone else just annoys their illusion.
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I use Zaino exclusively on my G37, but I don't get upset if others like it or not. The product performs to my expectations, so I use it. I see many more detractors than people defending the product on this board, which makes me wonder why people get so bent out of shape either way.



The product gets the job done. I don't care if it's made in the base of a tree or in a Duragloss manufacturing plant. The end result is exactly the same.
 
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