Read this! Trust me, its fun. (famous last words)

All cell phones should be destroyed. Put the damn things on vibrate. Nobody wants to hear your phone play "It's a small world after all" for 7 minutes while you are away from your desk and left your phone. Unless you are just plain suicidal, turn the stupid things off! Aragahahahahhahah!!!!!!

As long as "Brrrring Brrrrring" are the only two sounds it makes the entire time it is ringing, then I think I can safely choose that option.

Bazooka or Combination uzi-radar-laser tribble barrelled double scoped heat seeking shotgun with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.
 
Combination uzi-radar-laser tribble barrelled double scoped heat seeking shotgun with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time so I can record it for my ring tone ;)

Nuclear powered robot lawn mower or lifetime supply of beer?
 
Nuclear powered robots don't make you smooth with the ladies. Neither does beer, but there is less likelyhood of beer taking over the neigborhood and going into a self destruct sequence that destroys the city. I choose BEER!

Smokey Bear or Wille Coyote
 
Batman rules! He was just an ordinary dude who was super talented. No super powers or anything like that. He kicked but the old fashioned way. :D

And its not surprising at all that you pickd the poor Coyote. :lol


Windows or Mac
 
Gatorade.

Which singer is the most likely to clear a room...Barry Manilow or Michael Bolton? ( a survey question on the Mike Barnicle show, WTTK talk 96.9 FM in Boston)
 
depends... with honey I like wheat bread. Everything else is white. Sourdough is white bread, right?


Kool Aid: Jimmy Jones Grape or exotic mixed flavors.
 
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