Peanut butter to wash car

:eek: PB again ???



C'mawn guys, if you are looking for "natural organic products" for your car, why don't you go rubbing some raw bacon or a thick slice or mortadella onto your tyres?



The yucky blubber on those piggy slices will give a perfect sheen. Furthermore, the shine will have a long endurance since all stray cats and dogs around will lick and keep em clean !



Go get the cheapest and crummiest product around (TW ? AA ?) and wipe em. At least thus you' ll show some respect to those R&D folks (at least the advertiser's) work and give em some credit...
 
hooked said:
Is there a use for underarm deodorant?
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#1 Spray can types make fun flame throwers.

#2 Clear stick types do a pretty good job of shining up plastics.

#3 Pop the top on your deodorant and put it under the seat, makes the car smell nice.

#4, Emergency fire starting aid. Not as good as Fritoes though.



While bacon does work well at producing a shine, it starts to stink shortly (btdt). Recommend vegetable oils instead of animal fats. Peanut butter works well. You can also apply it to the paint. Works very well at sprucing up faded old dry paints.



Used engine oil makes a primered rust bomb look sweet for a few days. Just rub the car down with a well soaked rag. Crisco should work well also.



Pine needles are good at digging out gunk from nooks and crannies.



Lambs Ear makes a soft wiping rag replacement.



Plantain leaves make a decent all natural scrubbie.



Rub a skunk on the car to deter theft. Hold carefully!



Crayons make ok temporary chip fills. Can cover scratches nicely also.



Pokeweed berry wipes create nifty highlights. Very dramatic on light colored cars. Blackberry works well also. Usefull for redying faded upholstery.



Beach sand is a great scouring powder.



Mud works as a polishing compound.



Good natural clay can replace synthetic car clay.
 
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