P.T. Barnum was right

[DaGonz]

There is a sucker boern every minute. A friend of mine sent me this...

Gold leaf in the car wax? :hm

 

[imported_bigfoot1]

:funnypost Now you realize what people will say to get someone elses hard earned money... Will this wax will turn my car into gold? I bet he uses no more than Black Magic!:secret :doh And let's not forget, gold is a metal, so it'll scratch your paint! :buffing:

 

[Wasatch]

I need to git me some, LOL

 

[BobD]

They got me beat! I was charging $5000 for silver leaf.

 

[Titania]

I bet you all don't detail wearing suits, either! You're going to have to up your game if you want to compete with these guys! :lol:

 

[Eliot Ness]

They got me beat! I was charging $5000 for silver leaf.

Bob, I can't find that silver leaf wax on your site....... I can offer that and a bottle of Boone's Farm wine for half of their asking price.



Hmmmm, a "wax concierge", I like that :chuckle:



(I am curious as to where that ad was placed)

 

[Dan]

Gotta hand it to them, great marketing ploy, and I bet some idiot pays for it. Best part, its not even a detail, its just a wax job!

 

[Mobilejay]

i dont know where the ad was placed but they have a website thats underconstruction. they are in Augusta GA. man thats horrible

 

[BobD]

Bob, I can't find that silver leaf wax on your site....... I can offer that and a bottle of Boone's Farm wine for half of their asking price.



Hmmmm, a "wax concierge", I like that :chuckle:



(I am curious as to where that ad was placed)

I don't advertise it. It is something special I do for the playas around town. $5000 gets you gold leaf wax and me waxing in silk boxers.



HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

 

[imported_gusbubba]

They might want to hire a proofreader while they're at it---their spelling and punctuation is a little off. If they pay so little attention to their grammar in something as important as their advertising , how meticulous will they be with your car ?

 

[Thomas Dekany]

i dont know where the ad was placed but they have a website thats underconstruction. they are in Augusta GA. man thats horrible

They are must be going after Cash Money Millionaire :rofl :rofl

 

[lemans23]

Hopefully they put that 4.1k towards getting a competent writer. being WAXED, not being wax. Brilliant.

 

[paul34]

I wonder if they replace your blinker fluid as well?

 

[Heikes]

Can't find "Epiphany" wax anywhere on the internet. Too bad, I could really use some. :grinno:

 

[Heikes]

I wonder if they replace your blinker fluid as well?

...and they fill re-pack your muffler bearings with caviar.

 

[MaximusZTS]

Can anyone even find this wax they are talking about? Does it even exist or is it just more marketing?

 

[Mikeyc]

The $5K British detailer that everyone always posts about has nothing on this guy. :grinno:

 

[Scottwax]

I wonder if there really are that many stupid rich people to support that business?

 

[sspeer]

They mix a shot of Goldschlager in a can of turtle wax

 

[imported_gusbubba]

I wonder if there really are that many stupid rich people to support that business?

You'd like to believe the answer to that is "No" ; but......