Only in America

Those are for those fat f***s out there who like to drive to the Mickey D's around the block to get a midnight snack at 3 AM. This type of product promotes the increasing size of humans in America
 
One of my suppliers, CoasterStone just started making a Coasterstone for car cup holders. Y'know the coasters that absorb the liquid? And they're even imprintable...
 
You know, I'm not fat and I could see that coming in handy on road trips when I don't want to stop to eat in the actual restaurant. My wife hates to sit there and hold the ketchup for me. Heh.



EDIT: What makes Americans fat is not this type of device, but the fact that right now I can drive 5 minutes from my home and get disgustingly oversized portions of almost any food imaginable in less than 10 minutes for under $10. That combined with the lack of self control when it comes to indulging oneself in this country is what contributes to fat people galore.
 
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