Big Leegr
Swirls?!?! NNOOOOOOO!!!!!
Has anyone seen the new infomercial for NTS7 Liquid Shield?
Only $29.95 + $9.95 S+H.
You get not only the amazing "wax" that wipes on and off so easily that 2 kids can wax half a car faster that 2 big guys using "regular" paste wax, but also:
-Windshield fluid booster (in a bottle like P21S, I think.
-Glass wipes in single use paks
-Car wash solution
Nothing is really promoted on the last 3, but boy!! What a wax!!
It wipes on and off with no harsh scrubbing/rubbing!
-gives a deep, wet shine!
-has Jacques Villeneuve as a spokesperson (amazingly, Sonax is a sponsor of his racecar)
-makes cars jump up in resale value!!
-and protects like you wouldn't believe!!! (nor should you try these demonstrations at home, as they are strictly for demonstration purposes)
This was kind of fun to watch! Crappy (IMHO) acting, Cheezy stereotypes (Semi-known actor wearing Hawaiian shirt and driving a Yellow Viper; Blonde "scientist" wearing the thick glasses and black mini skirt, wearing her hair in a bun; and the helper (Werner) wearing bright red overalls and a hat hooked to the side, and of course, the interested audience that just happens to show up from all over the place.) and outlandish "demos".
Now, to the demonstrations:
-Some guy in a flameproof suit walks over a line of fire, then to a guy with a flame thrower. He leaves, then the guy in a camo outfit with the flame thrower goes to the actor's Viper.
"OH NO!! NOT MY CAR!!!" (cue the flame thrower used about 8-12" from hood, on a windy day)
"OH NO! That won't just wipe off, you know.......wait!! It does just wipe off!! How amazing!!!"
(This is all done with some words at the bottom of the screen saying something to the effect of "NTS7 is not a flame protectant or flame retardant. Do no try this at home")
But wait!!...There's More!!
"One side of this hood has been treated with NTS7, the other isn't. Let's drop it in this vat of chemicals!!
Oh MY!! The unprotected side is ruined!....But look at the other side! It's in Great shape!!"
Just how much more protection do you need?
How about protection from "non-leathal shot" fired from a shotgun?
That's right. One side is wiped down in front of your eyes by Werner (but for some reason, the door panel they shoot at is different colors on each side of the tape even before Werner wipes it)
It's fired at, then the actor runs excitedly to the door and wipes off any marks from the NTS side, but nothing will come off the other side!! It's like bullet-proof!! (again, warning at the bottom of the page-for demonstration only. Never try this at home!)
And a guy at an auction who bought a late model Camero for $2500 just happened to let these guys wipe down the car with NTS and it resold at the very same auction for $3000!!
Geez! the only thing they might add is to get it to do your oil changes too!
Wonder how long before it's on the shelves like Gloshield or Durashine.
Only $29.95 + $9.95 S+H.
You get not only the amazing "wax" that wipes on and off so easily that 2 kids can wax half a car faster that 2 big guys using "regular" paste wax, but also:
-Windshield fluid booster (in a bottle like P21S, I think.
-Glass wipes in single use paks
-Car wash solution
Nothing is really promoted on the last 3, but boy!! What a wax!!
It wipes on and off with no harsh scrubbing/rubbing!
-gives a deep, wet shine!
-has Jacques Villeneuve as a spokesperson (amazingly, Sonax is a sponsor of his racecar)
-makes cars jump up in resale value!!
-and protects like you wouldn't believe!!! (nor should you try these demonstrations at home, as they are strictly for demonstration purposes)
This was kind of fun to watch! Crappy (IMHO) acting, Cheezy stereotypes (Semi-known actor wearing Hawaiian shirt and driving a Yellow Viper; Blonde "scientist" wearing the thick glasses and black mini skirt, wearing her hair in a bun; and the helper (Werner) wearing bright red overalls and a hat hooked to the side, and of course, the interested audience that just happens to show up from all over the place.) and outlandish "demos".
Now, to the demonstrations:
-Some guy in a flameproof suit walks over a line of fire, then to a guy with a flame thrower. He leaves, then the guy in a camo outfit with the flame thrower goes to the actor's Viper.
"OH NO!! NOT MY CAR!!!" (cue the flame thrower used about 8-12" from hood, on a windy day)
"OH NO! That won't just wipe off, you know.......wait!! It does just wipe off!! How amazing!!!"
(This is all done with some words at the bottom of the screen saying something to the effect of "NTS7 is not a flame protectant or flame retardant. Do no try this at home")
But wait!!...There's More!!
"One side of this hood has been treated with NTS7, the other isn't. Let's drop it in this vat of chemicals!!
Oh MY!! The unprotected side is ruined!....But look at the other side! It's in Great shape!!"
Just how much more protection do you need?
How about protection from "non-leathal shot" fired from a shotgun?
That's right. One side is wiped down in front of your eyes by Werner (but for some reason, the door panel they shoot at is different colors on each side of the tape even before Werner wipes it)
It's fired at, then the actor runs excitedly to the door and wipes off any marks from the NTS side, but nothing will come off the other side!! It's like bullet-proof!! (again, warning at the bottom of the page-for demonstration only. Never try this at home!)
And a guy at an auction who bought a late model Camero for $2500 just happened to let these guys wipe down the car with NTS and it resold at the very same auction for $3000!!
Geez! the only thing they might add is to get it to do your oil changes too!
Wonder how long before it's on the shelves like Gloshield or Durashine.