My wife insulted me.

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I'll try to make this short. Friday my Pinncale package arrived. My wife asked what is that. I told her. She said we should have the shiniest cars in town with all the "stuff" I have. I told her we do it's that our cars are so clean you're used to it. When we went out to the car to go eat I told her to check out the other cars on the street. Trust me there is no comparison. After dinner as we were walking back to the car my s-i-l said look how shiney your car is compared to the others in the lot.It's easy to find your cars they are always so clean and shiney. A smile of statisfaction spread acrossed my face. I HAVEN'T BEEN RIGHT VERY OFTEN SINCE I'VE BEEN MARRIED.:lmfao
 
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Dwayne said:
Does she know about your avatar? :naughty

Are you sure you want to get into explaining about the Fuzz?

Bill just roll's his eyes when I try to tell him about any of this. And the other day, he said "You know you're not like most people, don't you?" I'm so glad I found those few other people who ARE like me!

The satisfaction we derive from the results of our hard work is great, but isn't it nice when somebody else notices? And you get to be RIGHT!!!

Norah
 
Norah , are you going to start a thread my husband insulted me? :bigscream :LOLOL jking
 
No, I don't think he REALLY meant to, sometimes he just doesn't know how to say things.
And I'm not worrying about him calling the men with those fancy raincoats since he's totally dependant on me for his care.
AND I usually censor (but maybe not carefully enough?) what I tell him about. But I did have to tell him about the hood in the side yard, in case he saw it. Can you imagine what he'd be thinking if I hadn't told him? Actually, that could be kind of fun!?!?!?
 
I tried to swap several pair of The Whaler's speedos(he has hundreds of pairs) to Steve for some of his micros but he declined. My girls have seen The Whaler and asked who that was. I explained him to them. Now they think I'm seriously weird.
 
I thought my marriage vows said "... to love, honor, cherish, and insult as long as we both shall live." Did I somehow misinterpret the vows? :dunno :D
 
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