Corey Bit Spank
Active member
I work at a grocery store, and today I took a drawer that had $70 in 5's and $8 in dimes. And no pennys. I was like well ***. Actually I said it just like that, and my manager being the sweetheart she is looked at me and said ***.
And I said it's that mean old lady in the office again, Joane. You have to understand this lady is never happy and has never cracked a smile. Ever. You can tell because her face is devoid of any cracks giving a happy impression.
Then I was enlightened: the union trained them to take out the bills $20 and over, and adjust with rolled change the rest. To limit the amount they can make a mistake. So that Joane can just sit around and eat chocolates all day.
And the only real benefit that I see of having the union is the break schedule being somewhat uniform. And that's about it. I pay people to do nothing. And I ask why do grocery store workers need a union.

And I said it's that mean old lady in the office again, Joane. You have to understand this lady is never happy and has never cracked a smile. Ever. You can tell because her face is devoid of any cracks giving a happy impression.
Then I was enlightened: the union trained them to take out the bills $20 and over, and adjust with rolled change the rest. To limit the amount they can make a mistake. So that Joane can just sit around and eat chocolates all day.
And the only real benefit that I see of having the union is the break schedule being somewhat uniform. And that's about it. I pay people to do nothing. And I ask why do grocery store workers need a union.
