WOW! Not only does he have a date for the PROM but it sounds like he wears a spandex suit w/Cape and can remove swirls with a single glance, Polish and wax in a flash, wash in the wink of an eye, pack ship and lift large packages with one hand tied behind his back, all while being father of the year.
Cut it out Steve your'e making the rest of look bad. Can't wait to do business with you or my local PB rep Ellort whom has also been very accomodating with his hospitality and advice. All kidding aside here most of our DC members are some great people, where else can you go to get this much praise, and free advice.
All those at-a-boys and slaps on the back must be starting to leave bruises.