Mullet Wax Giveaway Contest!

I sense the force is smooth with this one!

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TC
:yeah
 
BWAHAHAHAHAH!! That's some pretty funny stuff, guys! I've decided to open voting to all of DC on this one. On Monday I'll create the poll and Detail City can vote for their favorite picture. I just don't think I would be able to decide. :lmfao That stuff is too funny. The funniest part is that Darth Vader actualy already has a mullet! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Check out a normal picture of the dude sometime. that is major mullet power right there. lol
 
As we all know this year has been a great one for The Fuzz. In January The Fuzz teamed up with Fillmore Street Brewery to create a beverage for the true Playa. On the heels of Nelly's Pimp Juice, Fillmore Street Brewery released a new and improved version called Fuzz Juice - only to be consumed by a true playa:

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The Fuzz has been seen everywhere pushing his product. Here he is at the annual Players Ball in Chicago drinking a 40 of Fuzz Juice and spittin the mike. Your eyes look a little glassy and bloodshot Fuzz and that doesn't smell like tobacco. The Fuzz's reverand also seems to enjoy the beverage of playas:

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Here he is again at the Players Ball with
a couple of his, ahem, girls. Again, he is rarely seen without a can of Fuzz Juice, it's a babe magnet:


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Here we see The Fuzz at the MTV VMAs, again pushing his new product. Britney succumbs to the power of the mullet and can't resist from making love to it, he even has her pushing Fuzz Juice! Looks like Christina is wanting some mullet love and a can of Fuzz Juice:

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Fuzz has also been seen in the company of the one and only Jessica Simpson. There's been reports that Jessica left Nick for the Fuzz:

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Can you say "Manage a Trois", The Fuzz sure can. What a playa, he's flossin BOTH Simpson girls!!!


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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! Now that is funny stuff! However, while it is true that my red bow tie is not always worn on the outside of my clothing (:naughty), it is a condition of the contest to have it present in the edits. Do you think you could go back and slap the bow tie on those pictures? Those are just too funny!!!! :lmfao
 
Congratulations to the "Fuzz" for winning the part on UPN's smooth new TV series the "MULLETS" ........

Wow! You really made it big this time...

Now that you are really bigger than life please don't forget your friends...

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TC
:lmfao
 
One of my contacts at the National Enquirer just forwarded me this shot of the new Newlyweds. The rumors seem to be true The Fuzz and Miss Simpson are a couple. Seems to be a romantic trist on the beach:




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Avoiding eye contact with the camera must be the mark of a true playa...
 
I bet y'all didn't know that Snoop Dogg was one of The Fuzz's best friends in high school. They even dressed alike. Word up brotha! He does seem a liitle happier in this picture than The Fuzz did. Must be the Chronic...


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I think this is probably not Tyrell. It has to be a relative though. Do you have a brother who doesn't respect the power of the microfiber bow tie, Fuzz? And how did the kid escape the curse of the famous Fuzzard 'crazy eyes'?
 
Not contest related

but I thought this pic was funny.
I tried to edit it for PG-13.
Fuzz's cousin maybe?
:dunno


Edit: Uh.... that is definitely NOT smooth. It doesn't meet any of the requirements for this contest, so it is being taken out. Sorry about that.... Just keep it smooooth.
 
CARWASH

This is more 60's/70's then 80's mullet but the name of the band was CARWASH so I couldnt pass it up. The site said they are London based. Now they are mullet/Florida based.
 
Mullet Dude was spotted around the USGP this weekend in Indianapolis...

Here he is working the course...

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Hanging out with Juan Pablo

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And talking to the press with Rubens

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But I didn't know that Mullet Wax sponsored a car in F1.. I guess it's making its debut in Indy

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I'm having fun :lmfao
 
Bravo! Bravo! An awesome effort! These are the funniest things I have seen in a very long time! :lmfao You guys are cracking me up! Great job. The task of choosing a winner will not be easy. Since the number of participants are fewer than the number of entries, the voting will be limited to names instead of pictures.

Please do not submit any further pictures.

Vote for the participant that you feel deserves the honor of the mighty Mullet Wax. They have proven they are smooth with Photoshop, but are they smooth with the ladies?

Dwayne really wants to be here when the winner is picked, so the voting will be allowed to continue to the end of june and the winner will be chosen then. The kit will be shipped out right after the winner is announced. Please vote. These guys have shown respect for the mullet and have given us all a laugh. :lol Great work, guys! Really funny stuff.
 
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