Mullet Wax Giveaway Contest!

The Fuzz

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I found a secret stash of Mullet Wax and I thought we would have some fun. :naughty Over the next few weeks you can look forward to some interesting contests. ;)

Contest number 1 is simple. I want to see your best photoshopping skillz. :naughty Take the original Fuzz picture and put it on whatever you want. You can manipulate the original picture or you can take that and blend it into another. However you want to do it, there are a couple of things that are mandatory.

1. The red bow tie must be present and visible.

2. The Fuzz is smooth. The pictures should be appropriate and at least as smooth as I am.

3. The most important rule is: Respect the mullet! :D You know what that means, so don't push your luck too far. Let's have some fun, but keep it friendly.

So let's have some fun! The winner gets a full Mullet Wax kit including the wash, polish, wax and spray wax. Its an awesome kit that will make you smoooooth with the ladies! The contest will run through next saturday and I'll decide the winner on June 20th. Here is the picture you get to work with. Good luck! Post your finished products here. Everybody is eligible to play this game and you can enter as many times as you want. One winner will be chosen.
 
Ha!

This took me around 15 min to make... I will start it off for the sake of starting.. I will try and get creative later... It is Sat night of course... Smooothhhhhhhh!

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I'm up for this contest. I'm sort of curious about this product.... Here is entry number 1.

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:lmfao So far so good, guys. You know something Mr. Junglebunny? The fact that you are cranking those out so quickly just tells me that its too easy for you. You loose points if you didn't have to work very hard to make the picture. ;)

Keep up the good work, guys! I can't wait to see what the winner cranks out! This is smooth Mullet Wax we are talking about here! You have got to get your hands on this stuff. These are the big 32 ounce bottles of lady magnet power. I've got some good ideas for more contests, so if you don't win this one then you still have a couple more chances. You won't win if you don't enter!
 
Colonel Fuzzard. Nobody gets more chicks than the Colonel. :naughty "Welcome to TFC. Would you like your chicks regular or extra smoooooth?"
 
Hey.... That looks like my great uncle Jermaine Fuzzard. He was a good southern lady lover just like me. :naughty The cane was purely for show. He actually needed it to beat the ladies off when he got older. Apparantly the legendary Fuzzard smoothness only gets smoother as we get older. ;) He finally died of a heart attack in a nursing home. He died with a smile on his face though, if you know what I mean. :naughty
 
I was watching VH1 this weekend and saw Dee Snider wearing a shirt that said "Fear the Mullet". It was pretty funny. I've seen a couple Mullet centered shirts around lately. I think the rage is catching on and people are starting to respect the mullet at last! :headbang
 
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