Mullet song

[onthespot]

Ok, I'll jump in here.

I just happened to "stumble across" this parody song... Honestly, I really wasn't looking for it...


"Growing Back My Mullet" Parody by Chris Pollman

Sung to the tune of "Gimmie Back My Bullets" by Lynyrd Skynyrd




Hair is so strange when it's growing, yes indeed
Well I've seen the barber and the scissors they clipped me
But It keeps on growing I'm just growing hair more
And I've got my hair much longer, gonna grow it to the floor

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling 'round cause I've grown my hair
It's down to my ass but I don't care
Growing back my mullet

Crew-cut people they just tease my sweet mullet
And I grew enough hair in the back to stop a speeding bullet
But I'm getting a mullet , just one step at a time
And you will not see it cut, 'cos this funny mullet's mine

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling 'round cause I've grown my hair
It's down to my ass but I don't care
Growing back, growing back my mullet
Oh grow it back grow so long

Been growing it since I was seventeen
Well It's flat on the top, it's just my high fashion dream
But I grew it back, grew it longer every day
Tell all those buzz-cutters better get out of my way

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling 'round cause I've grown my hair
It's down to my ass but I don't care
Growing back, growing back my mullet
Oh grow it back grow so long
Growing back my mullet

 

[The Fuzz]

YeeeeeHawww!!! i think you just found the forum's new rally song! Swwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

 

[Poorboy]

some people have too much time on their hands..roflmao