Me and Chuck Norris

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ZaneO

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Anytime someone asks Chuck Norris what time it is, he says "two seconds till". When they ask: "two seconds till what," he roundhouse kicks them in the face!
 
Chuck's still no match for

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all at the same time.



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Of course, none of them stand a chance against Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

Not in an Ultimate Showdown, anyway . . .



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Chuck is one of the rare celebrities who isn't full of himself. I met him at the San Diego airport where I worked. He was just standing outside the terminal and talking to the cops. I asked for his autograph which he graciously supplied and proceeded to ask me about my job . BTW, his wife/GF was hot! Being a celeb does have its perks!
 
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