tssdetailing
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Scottwax said:
I LMAO so hard at this-great post!!!!
Make me laugh and win a bottle
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I LMAO so hard at this-great post!!!!
Ben@3D
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tssdetailing said:
LOL, ya scott would of won a bottle already with that one if he didnt have one coming his away.
Hrm scottwax, better at detailing or better at the funny... Tuff call! :hm
Win win regardless. :becky:
MirrorDetailing
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Meh its already over...but my contribution...
U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning
briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish
its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He
explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of
work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant respondedwith
25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at
the time.
There being no consensus, thecolonel turned to the PFC who was
in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any
hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was anywork involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
and
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not … it's only 2130 now."
U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning
briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish
its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He
explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of
work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant respondedwith
25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at
the time.
There being no consensus, thecolonel turned to the PFC who was
in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any
hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was anywork involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
and
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not … it's only 2130 now."
C. Charles Hahn
CCH Auto Appearance, LLC
I love guys in big brown trucks! Just received my bottle of HD UNO Beta #1435 with a production date of 5/11/11.
This weekend I have a couple Germans coming over (a jet black BMW E92 and a white VW Jetta) so I'll report back with testing results soon.
Thanks again Ben! :becky:
This weekend I have a couple Germans coming over (a jet black BMW E92 and a white VW Jetta) so I'll report back with testing results soon.
Thanks again Ben! :becky:
Ben@3D
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Your welcome. Look forward to your review!
08Sunburst
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Came home today to find my bottle waiting for me at the front door!
Once i have time to do the detail on my car ill be sure to post back about it. Thanks again Ben!
Once i have time to do the detail on my car ill be sure to post back about it. Thanks again Ben!