not a joke but a nice story nonetheless
They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts
his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into
photography and he handle their wedding photos. He loves her very much.
Likewise with her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a
gentleman and always gives in to her.
Today, she's being wilful again.
Her : "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding?
She promised she'd pay."
Him : "I don't have time that day."
Her :"Humph!"
Him : "Huh?"
Her : "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all
the time you need."
Him : "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day."
Her : "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her.! "
Him : "No."
Her : "Just this once?"
Him : "No."
Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within
three days, or else..."
First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom,
computer,refrigerator, television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show
her "benevolence".
Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some
cash in his pockets.
Second day. She conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets
and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."
He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that
she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in,
whatever he says. Until he agrees.
Third day. Night. On the Bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side.
She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.
Him : "We need to talk."
Her : "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it."
Him : "It's something very important."
She remains silent.
Him :"Let's get a divorce."
She did not believe her ears.
Him : "I got to know a girl."
She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting
to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from
his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she
didn't go through yesterday. How careless.
Him : "She's a nice girl."
Her tears fell.
Him : "She has a good personality too."
She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his
heart.
Him : "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature
after we got married."
She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past.
Him : "She loves me truly. "
She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?"
Him : "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to
do."
She's thinking, but the rage won't subside.
Him : "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?"
Her : ".....!"
He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand
away and leaves a burning slap on his face.
He sighs. She cries.
He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the
blanket.
He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up.
He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated
him.
She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him
up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push
him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.
She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.
It's a nicely taken photo of herself. A photo he took for her. She bends
down, and kissed him on his cheek.
He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.
"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see
an imperfect person perfectly."
