I've discovered Liquid Mullet!!!

[The Fuzz]

I was feeling experimentatious (is that a word?) and tried out a new scent in my righteous Camaro. I don't know what is in it, but it has to have some kind of aphrodisiac in it. I don't know what else to call it but Liquid Mullet! As soon as the lady got in the car and took a deep breath she was all over me. I seemed to be even sexier and smoother than usual. :naughty

The only thing I can credit it to would be the new scent in the car. I dare you to try it and prove me wrong. If you can't have a real mullet then this has to be the next best thing! I would buy the formula and brand it as "Mullet Wax: Liquid Mullet" if I could. It seriously rocks! :headbang :mohawk :headbang

 

[treestand]

If you have a mullet already, and then you have this stuff, does that give you double mullet powers?

I might have to try that stuff out though. Im looking for a good scent.

 

[rabbi]

Did The Whaler leave a pair of his speedos under the seat in your car?

 

[The Fuzz]

ewwwwww...... First of all, the whaler isn't going to fit in my car. Second of all, the whaler isn't going to fit in my car. :naughty

Doubling the power of a mullet as sexy as mine is dangerous. Lock up your ladies... The Fuzz is going out on the town tonight!

 

[G0DF47H3R]

:lmfao Fuzz, you kill me. Love reading your posts. Keep up the mullet, man. Keep up the mullet.:cool

 

[keeotee]

Did The Whaler leave a pair of his speedos under the seat in your car?

Oh could that be it!!! LOL That was low even for the Whaler! LOL

But anyway, have you tried wearing it Fuzz at work as a colongue to see what effect it has when used in that manner? Just a thought.

 

[The Chee]

hahaha u guys:lmfao Go Mullet power:rolling

 

[groebuck]

I thought Liquid Mullet has been around for years - it's called MD 20/20

 

[Big Leegr]

So where can a lowly, mulletless shlub find such an item?

 

[rabbi]

Hey Fuzz! If you want that scent to stay with you the entire day then borrow a T shirt from The Whaler! The ladies will swarm upon you like cicadas to a tree.

 

[The Fuzz]

I thought Liquid Mullet has been around for years - it's called MD 20/20

Yes, but while MadDog is a great product for wooing the ladies, I think you'll find my Liquid Mullet is less offensive to local law enforcement while driving. The hangover from prolonged exposure to Liquid Mullet is much milder as well. :naughty

 

[The Fuzz]

So where can a lowly, mulletless shlub find such an item?

Click the text "Liquid Mullet" in the first post.