Interesting, um, email...

danwatt

danwatt

Doing stuff.
Got this in my work mailbox. Hmm.



Dear Sir/Madam

I recently came across your web site, and thought that you would be the

service to use. I was on my way to the airport to begin an extended

vacation, and had the misfortune of running over a skunk. While trying to

avoid the skunk, I skidded into a compost pile. By the time I got to the

airport, I had to use the lousiest long term parking space available, and

while I was away (for one month), a homeless man broke into the car and

expired. He must have died from a viral infection, because there is human

excrement all over the back seat. I should tell that I was also parked next

to a dumpster, and some errant sea-gulls had target practice for a month.

Can you help me?

Thank You.
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Send a reply saying it would only cost $200,000. ;)

If it real, which I highly doubt, then I would either not do it or charge more than another car would cost, then go buy a new car. lol
 
Yeah that seems a little TOO nasty to be true. Everything is there...rotting feces, bird bombs, compost in the grille...

I would charge 3 times the normal rate. That car could be haunted by Viral Man! :D
 
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