Patrick,
Here's the view from my back yard:
Plus, you can afford a house with a heated and insulated garage like this:
Yellowstone National Park is 49 miles from my door and it takes less time to get there than LAX - Malibu. People still make fun of me because I lock my doors. I tell them it's because I don't want to bring a Wyoning habit back to So. California when I visit.
You should come up here to look around. Your blood pressure will go down and you'll have to get used to doing business on a hand shake. When I bought an $1,800 lawn tractor, the dealer special-ordered it and refused to take a deposit. When it was delivered, the dealer told me to drop off a check the next time I was close to his store!!???
Everybody thinks we have Yellostone weather up here. (Don't tell anybody, but the winters do not include much snow - look up the annual precipitation tables.) It is 54 F. today.
P.S.: If the prospect of guns, concealed carry or open carry bothers you., stay in California. If you like scanning the police frequencies, be prepared. I loaded all the law enforcement and fire and medical channels in my radio and didn't pick up a call for 90 minutes. I thought my scanner was broken..... (It is fun to wear a gun around town during tourist season just to see the reactions from Californians and New Yorkers.)