I Need a Good Comeback to: "You're going to wear the finish off the car."
- Thread starter fotodad
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Sveta
New member
"Your gonna polish the paint off that car."
1. "Don't worry, it's insured."
2. "What the h.ll, It's stolen anyway."
3. "It's insect repellant, not polish."
4. "I'm just trying to get the blood stains out."
1. "Don't worry, it's insured."
2. "What the h.ll, It's stolen anyway."
3. "It's insect repellant, not polish."
4. "I'm just trying to get the blood stains out."
awdirtdrifter
New member
"Your gonna polish the paint off that car."
1. "No. I won't."
2. "Shut up."
3. "Come back in 10 years and we'll see."
Or, get a big Rottweiller and don't let them get near you. That way, you'll never hear them say anything...
1. "No. I won't."
2. "Shut up."
3. "Come back in 10 years and we'll see."
Or, get a big Rottweiller and don't let them get near you. That way, you'll never hear them say anything...
imported_Aurora40
New member
Toolbag: "Your gonna polish the paint off that car."
1) You: "You're right, maybe I should just hose you down instead"
2) You: "You're right, maybe I should polish up my manhunting skills instead. I'll give you a 5 minute head start, run *****!"
Where I used to live, I'd always get the "hey, you can do my car next". The most annoying thing was every freaking time it was from the same guy. Yeah buddy, it gets funnier every time...
1) You: "You're right, maybe I should just hose you down instead"
2) You: "You're right, maybe I should polish up my manhunting skills instead. I'll give you a 5 minute head start, run *****!"
Where I used to live, I'd always get the "hey, you can do my car next". The most annoying thing was every freaking time it was from the same guy. Yeah buddy, it gets funnier every time...
wannafbody
wannafbody
wanna bet a hundred bucks on that?
its clearcoat in a bottle-it just keeps getting thicker.
what protects your car?
its clearcoat in a bottle-it just keeps getting thicker.
what protects your car?
Mochamanz1
Sun Blinded Detailer
Nice:
"Can't you see I am putting stuff ON the paint"?
" NO, it's just that you cant see the surface of a mirror... Paint's still there"
" NO, I have so much polish on this thing , I havent actually touched the paint in _____'s"
Or Nasty: :grrr
"shiny objects attract birds and other pests- I prefer the birds because they only S**t on the car, but dont talk to me...."
" If you dont polish the paint, it will bio degrade anyway, just look at yours"
:xyxthumbs
"Can't you see I am putting stuff ON the paint"?
" NO, it's just that you cant see the surface of a mirror... Paint's still there"
" NO, I have so much polish on this thing , I havent actually touched the paint in _____'s"
Or Nasty: :grrr
"shiny objects attract birds and other pests- I prefer the birds because they only S**t on the car, but dont talk to me...."
" If you dont polish the paint, it will bio degrade anyway, just look at yours"
:xyxthumbs