I gotta be honest, I'm kinda losing faith here.

On a whim I called up an old friend, he invites me to a party coming up - I go, meet a girl that was with someone else, but we hit it off and he ended up talking to "earl" after giving mouth to mouth with a bottle of tequila. Well, we started going out and now - 20 years later, we're happy and have 2 great kids. Sometimes you just got to slide over and let God drive - that's the only explanation I have as to why I got the wife I have, cause it damn sure aint my looks!
 
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