I found a flaw with jason............

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Detailing NY

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He is vertically challanged!!!!! He can't reach the roof of the car, but he is really good for detailing the wheels.

I was busting his balls all day yesterday about that. He tries so hard to reach the center of the roof. I told him i was going to post this.

all joking aside he really does good work, he is the hardest employee i have had yet. I don't have to keep watching him to make sure he is doing a good job. glade i found him on autopia.





brian



oh by the way does anyone know where i can buy him platform shoes. (haha):D
 
Its genetics, I got my mothers genes, well I'm almost as tall as my father whos 5'7-5'8. My mom's a short 5'0.



Did a few of those height calculators, my height would average 5'6-5'7.



Steve - haha telescoping pole for my PC.



Speaking of shoes, I saw some that will add 1-3 inches to my height. Ahh it would be soo cool to be 5'9 while detailing cars. Then I can finally reach the center of the roof with ease :D



Now for me to post a flaw with Brian ;)



Jason
 
Hey Jason you may not reach the roof with ease but doing the wheels and the bottom sections must be a breeze.

KEEP up the good work. Nice to hear that some youths today are hard workers. Hard to find. :up
 
hey hey hey.... no dissing the vertically challenged.. i myself am vertically challenged.. im 5'6" and im 18... but, doctor told me i MIGHT keep growing until im about 20 or 21.. im late in my growth spurt thingy.. but for now, i feel for you Jason.. i cannot either reach the middle of the roof of my pathy. I gotta do 1/2 from the right.. and other 1/2 from the left..



Aint easy bein short..
 
Haha, buldog and puterbum, ah one of the advatages of being short. Get easier access to lower body and the interior. I don't like detialing the interior, too many crevices and getting into tight places. Takes longer than the exterior in most cases.



PathfinderGuy - Cool feels good to have some vertically challenged people amoung the forum members. :D



Maybe I should start taking my Flinstones multi-vitamins again :)



Jason
 
I think Randy Newman did a song on the subject (of the vertically challenged....)



All kidding aside, I think Jason has always been (despite his age) one of the most mature and knowledgeable people on Autopia, so it's no surprise to hear he's doing good work.



Way to go, Jason :up
 
hey at least you won't have to worry about jason leaving you for the nba ;)



i'd give my left arm for an employee like jason. good workers are very hard to find. :bow jason is "da man"
 
Its not hardwork if you love to detail. Its actually fun, well not the day after you and your boss detail a few cars, then your whole body is numb, especially the forearm from using the PC.



Thanks again,

Jason
 
I was 5'1 in my second year of high school, by my senior year I was 6'1. Seems like alot of people these days around our age (I'm 20, ugh, getting old) are growing until 20-22.... slowly but they are still getting taller.



Take a few horse hormone pills, you'll grow overnight.
 
it took me awhile to get used to not growing out of my clothes (I actually wear some out) but I guess now I know why some people where like BUM equipment, ew, they are the same size. Now I give my out of date stuff away :D



I grew in height all the way up to early 20's, these days all growth is wide :)
 
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<em class='bbc'>Originally posted by Footy [/i]
<strong class='bbc'>All kidding aside, I think Jason has always been (despite his age) one of the most mature and knowledgeable people on Autopia, so it's no surprise to hear he's doing good work.

Way to go, Jason :up [/b]</blockquote>
I second that. :up
 
haha Jason.. those Flinstones vitamins were the absolute HIGH point of my child point.. they were so damn good!! i used to eat like 3 or 4 a day..



Joed: i actually looked into those growing hormones like 2 or 3 years ago.. first off, the side effects are really bad, plus, once ur done growing, the hormones will only have added 1-2" MAX.. average about 1/2 - 1 1/2 ".. so not worth it.. injecting yourself everyday with that crap.. NO THANK you.. ill proudly say im 5'6"
 
Joe - Whoa I can't take those hormones, against Marine Corps policy. In slang, we get random **** tests and they test for abnormal amounts of hormones, drugs, and other neat stuff.



Steve - haha growing wide, but you are 5'9! (ok, no comment from full metal jacket.)



Intermezzo - Thanks for the second that.



PFG - Be 5'6 and proud! :)



Jason
 
5'6 isnt bad at all, average height of a person these days is 5'10 which isn't that much over you.



Remember, it's harder to punch down than it is to punch up so you've got the upper edge.
 
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