barrettward
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Anyhow, about three or four weeks ago, I felt like being a good son. I went and grabbed my parents cars and did a little work. Both cars are black and both needed a good once over. The first one I tackled- 05 911 Cab, need a through clay some SSR2.5 via orange PC and then Z5 + ZFX x2, then Z2 + ZFX x2. The second one, an 06 XJR needed clay 3M FI-II via white, and Z5,Z2,+ZFX x2.
Both cars looked great. I left dad a sheepskin wash mitt, a grit guard and told him, "Here, use these, I won't have to do so much work next time." He said the cars looked good, my mom was thrilled, I took out a small imperfection that she left on the car at the grocery store. (bollard I would guess - right side of trunk)
Anyway, my wife and I go over this weekend for dinner, and both cars are outside in the rain. Neither one has a bead of water anywhere. I'm like WhatTheFruit?
"Dad, are you using the stuff I gave you?"
"Yeah, I really like the mitt."
"Ok, what soap are you using?"
"The white bottle in the cabinet."
We're standing in the garage, so I open the cabinet and the only white bottle I see is a container of Ultra Ivory Dish Soap Classic Scent.
I hold up the container, "This stuff, you got to be shitt** me!"
"I taught you how to wash cars, what do you know? That stuff gets them squeaky clean!"
"Dad, I , but, oh, come'on man. Out of curiosity, how much do you use?"
"I don't know, about half a bottle will do both cars."
"I'm going inside."
Needless to say, I'm gonna go reapply some sealant, and get the man some proper car wash. He said that he thinks he has washed the cars 2 or 3 times since I detailed them.
Sadly,
Barrett
Both cars looked great. I left dad a sheepskin wash mitt, a grit guard and told him, "Here, use these, I won't have to do so much work next time." He said the cars looked good, my mom was thrilled, I took out a small imperfection that she left on the car at the grocery store. (bollard I would guess - right side of trunk)
Anyway, my wife and I go over this weekend for dinner, and both cars are outside in the rain. Neither one has a bead of water anywhere. I'm like WhatTheFruit?
"Dad, are you using the stuff I gave you?"
"Yeah, I really like the mitt."
"Ok, what soap are you using?"
"The white bottle in the cabinet."
We're standing in the garage, so I open the cabinet and the only white bottle I see is a container of Ultra Ivory Dish Soap Classic Scent.
I hold up the container, "This stuff, you got to be shitt** me!"
"I taught you how to wash cars, what do you know? That stuff gets them squeaky clean!"
"Dad, I , but, oh, come'on man. Out of curiosity, how much do you use?"
"I don't know, about half a bottle will do both cars."
"I'm going inside."
Needless to say, I'm gonna go reapply some sealant, and get the man some proper car wash. He said that he thinks he has washed the cars 2 or 3 times since I detailed them.
Sadly,
Barrett