Nice Website! im thinking of giving it a shot. You said it was idiot proof, think again loll, im kinda confused on how this works, do i just download it and its a program that helps desighn the website and then i have to pay to make it official or...
Go buy your domain name first, then you need a host. A host is going to run you anywhere from 5 to 50 dollars a month. If you're smart, you can use a storage site to host your site

Then you use your web building software to publish it to the host. It's confusing, tough, and if you are doing it yourself, depending on how computer smart you are, it's going to take at least a day or two.
There are plenty of helpful guides on google and youtube, and just about any question you have is on google. It took me weeks to come up with my site, and I'm still finding things I could have done different. But I'm extremely glad I learned it, because now anytime I want to change something I can do it.
I've been playing with Square Space and Web.com but haven't got the results yet that I want by the time I'm finished. I've scrapped 4 websites already because I hated the way they looked. Ill eventually get there but its frustrating. Both are good sites though..its the user (me) with the problems lol.
I hear you, but you want to get something up ASAP. Even if it's not the snazzyist looking website, just at least have something up there for people to read. I suggest starting off as simple as you can, then going back and fixing the details. Going back and changing something doesn't take much time at all.
I forgot to mention, LEARN PHOTOSHOP! It's confusing, but once you learn it, it will help you probably the rest of your life.