Thank's for the welcome guys.
@ Spilchy, just noticed your note about the french, lol!
Thought you might like these:
> FRANCE ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT IT PLANS TO BAN FIREWORKS AT EURO DISNEY,
> FOLLOWING LAST NIGHT'S DISPLAY THAT CAUSED SOLDIERS AT A NEARBY FRENCH
> ARMY
> GARRISON TO SURRENDER.
>
> DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RIFLE FOR SALE ON E-BAY? "FOR SALE, FRENCH RIFLE,
> NEVER FIRED, DROPPED ONCE."
>
> FRANCE WANTS MORE EVIDENCE [OF IRAQI VIOLATIONS]. THE LAST TIME FRANCE
> WANTED MORE EVIDENCE, IT ROLLED RIGHT THROUGH FRANCE WITH A GERMAN FLAG.
>
> THE ONLY WAY THE FRENCH ARE GOING IN IS IF WE TELL THEM WE FOUND TRUFFLES
> IN IRAQ.
>
> I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED THAT FRANCE WON'T HELP US GET SADDAM
> OUT OF IRAQ. AFTER ALL, FRANCE WOULDN'T HELP US GET THE GERMANS OUT OF
> FRANCE!
>
> DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FRENCHMEN IT TAKES TO DEFEND PARIS? IT'S NOT KNOWN,
> IT'S NEVER BEEN TRIED.
>
> GOING TO WAR WITHOUT FRANCE IS LIKE GOING DEER HUNTING WITHOUT YOUR
> ACCORDION.
>
> Q: WHY DOES THE NEW FRENCH NAVY HAVE GLASS-BOTTOM BOATS?
> A: SO THEY CAN SEE THE OLD FRENCH NAVY.
>
> Q: HOW CAN YOU RECOGNIZE A FRENCH VETERAN?
> A: SUNBURNED ARMPITS.
>
> Q: THE FRENCH HAVE JUST ORDERED A NEW NATIONAL FLAG.
> A: IT'S A WHITE CROSS ON A WHITE BACKGROUND
>
> Q: WHERE DO YOU FIND 60 MILLION FRENCH JOKES?
> A: IN FRANCE.
>
> Q: WHY DO THE FRENCH EAT SNAILS?
> A: IT GIVES THEM SPEEDIER REACTIONS.