For Those That Have Requested More of The Fuzz...

The Fuzz

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My email box and PM box fill up every day with letters from Detail City members that want more of the manly Tyrell Fuzzard. I can't blame you, I look in the mirror everyday and admire my thick, luxurious man mullet. I pull out my comb, start to run it through my hair and the I realize that I just don't have a hair out of place. I just can't wait till tomorrow, I get better looking everyday.

For all of my adoring fans I just want to let you know that I am not ignoriing you. In fact, I am almost always here at Detail City in invisible mode ready to pounce on spammers that want to come in and cause problems.

In me spare time, I have been writing a book on how to be smooth with the ladies. It is hard for me to put into writing how to be like me. For me, smoothness just comes naturally, just like breathing.

While I am taking a few days off from writing my book to get over writers block, does anyone have any questions about romance or need some advice on love? I need to use my talent to help others in need. I'm here for you. :bigups
 
was up fuzz i was wondering how you maintain that man mullet do you blow dry then apply some quick detailer spray ?? or do you clay,polish,then apply a sealer ..? any advice would be greatly appreciated...
 
I have a question:D when do we get to see a picture of that awesome chick magnet Camaro you cruise around in;) :fuzz
 
Poorboy said:
I have a question:D when do we get to see a picture of that awesome chick magnet Camaro you cruise around in;) :fuzz


He has to get off the cinder blocks it currently rests on. :D
 
there is this spy photo of his last date :lol

fuzzdate.jpg
 
I used to respect authority, until I saw the mighty mullet. :doubleduc :dj :dcrules :paper :mohawk
 
You guys are messin with TNT when you mock Mr Fuzz . :nono but soon you will all come to your senses. :fuzz
 
rollman said:
You guys are messin with TNT when you mock Mr Fuzz . :nono but soon you will all come to your senses. :fuzz
Until today, I wasn't at all concerned. I had his axe!
As of today, he has the axe back in his possession. Guess maybe it's time to shut up.

Charles
 
The Fuzz said:
:naughty oh, trust me Charles.... I've been watching and taking names. :naughty
Good!
Did you notice where someone had used my user name to post some smart crack about you. These hackers are everywhere.:D

Charles
 
my user account has been infiltrated. ive seen this outrageous post with my account and im deeply offended and outraged .. someone thinks they are real funny :beat :flameon :doh :dunno .. very sorry fuzz .. i swear on my NU FINISH it wasnt me ..
 
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