Facebook Revenge - Guy Posts His Sister’s Hookup List

Lenny

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This can be filed in the "Thank God We Don't Have Kids" Department.



Link Here, Link Here and Link Here



If I were their parent, I would seriously consider killing the two little bastards. That said, my wife & I look at this, busted out laughing (yes, it's in poor taste, but still hysterical, like an "R" rated comedy act), then looked at each other and, in harmony, said "Thank God we don't have kids".



I must be getting old. Nothing like this ever happened when I was in school. Then again, that was before the Internet. I am getting old. LOL!
 
twisted007 said:
saw this awhile ago but never found out who the real people are i think it is made up lol.
I forwarded the links to a neighbor of mine who has two teenage daughters. His wife was mortified, but he thinks it's hilarious, as do his daughters, and the girls say they know at least a half a dozen classmates that are keeping similar lists. The ones whose parents are holy roller conservatives and got their kids to sign the chastity pledges - the "v-cards" (virginity cards) - according to my buddy's two teenage daughters the v-cards go to the person you lose your cherry to, and then you collect others in kind. And the holy roller conservative's daughters are apparently the high schools biggest sluts.



When their mother heard this, she was speechless. I hate to be mean, but that was too funny. The her husband pointed at me and said "Now you know Len & his wife said that they never wanted any kids" and then started laughing. I have four relatives who are teachers, and I've been hearing about lists like that for years.



The brother - what he did, though, was priceless. Teenage stupidity meets technology. His sister? Owned.
 
Scottwax said:
Definitely glad I don't have daughters.

I can understand that. I'm glad I don't have kids, period. And I haven't shown this to my sister yet (mother of my fifteen year old niece). She'd have a heart attack. My wife said to save it for a special occasion...LOL.
 
What I wanna know is where were these tarts when I was in H.S.??? :bounce While I'm at it, where were the 20 & 30-something hottie teachers? All my female teachers were about 85 and nasty! :shocked



TL
 
well i got a little girl an i tell everyone 3 things i'm Italian with a shotgun an a pitbull lol.

i mean ya it's funny but when it is on you hell no that **** sucks lmao just have to watch an hope all goes good.
 
**Frank** said:
roflmao



my wife and I both had a great laugh



thank god we don't have kids!
That's our mantra in my house!!!

Can you imagine how bad the next generation is going to be??
 
Um this also happened when we were at school. There have always been and always will be sluts in high school. Track down any of the guys in your school that the girls considered "hot" (which is probably hard to do cause we're guys so we wouldn't know) and I guarantee they have some stories for you. Its no better now than it was back then, we just have facebook now lol :D
 
Scottwax said:
Definitely glad I don't have daughters.



At least none that you know of Scott... :tumblewee :D I would have done the same thing to the dirty little "rooster licker" if she'd messed with my beer like that... Serves her right!
 
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