Check this guy out!

:rofl that's exactly how I did it when I was 8 on my grandma's Cutlass Supreme!



His idea of "polishing" is a bit skewed too. :chuckle:



*edit* Watching his other videos now. WOW :eek:



Well if you found humor in the first one and you have a few minutes you owe it to yourself to check out the rest of them. When he runs through the supplies that are needed he is really excited about obtaining Ajax but I never saw that he used it... I'm actually scared to know what it was for. haha.
 
there was a thread on this a couple months ago with a bunch of videos from "expert" village. if you can find it there are some other funny videos from these guys who claim to know what they're doing. One guy used tire foam on his dashboard. some experts.
 
I watched his videos.....It drives me nuts the way he says anything with the word "new".



"NYEUU" - ugh



But look



About the Expert

Expert: Jose Zuniga is a professional car detailer. He started this business to supplement his income and quickly realized in southern California he had found real job security and independence.



Hes an expert/professional guys..........:laugh:
 
I feel sorry for all of the vehicles that he "professionally detailed", but I couldn't help but laugh at how he applies the wax.
 
JonP said:
I feel sorry for all of the vehicles that he "professionally detailed", but I couldn't help but laugh at how he applies the wax.
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and how he SCREAMS at you to not touch the trim...:rofl



i got 2 words for him: TAPE OFF!!!
 
I sort of feel bad for the guy. Someone need to show him how to do it the right way. :aww:



I could only watch the first half, I couldn't take anymore.
 
Labster said:
Is he getting the wax out of the crack in a bottle?
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Thats how the pro's do it. And they use toilet paper to apply the wax just like Jose in the video.



To all potential customers of Detailing Technology, this is is the "detail" you will get for $150.00:goodjob
 
jsatek said:
To all potential customers of Detailing Technology, this is is the "detail" you will get for $150.00:goodjob
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WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!!!! :D



Ya know, the guy's way of doing things is wrong, but atleast he is enthusiastic about it. I mean, you ever have service guys come out to your place and carry themselves with that "I hate my life" look....
 
Wow...the wax on the plastic will ruin it...or maybe it'll just discolor it...same difference I guess...
 
Way2SSlow said:
WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!!!! :D



Ya know, the guy's way of doing things is wrong, but atleast he is enthusiastic about it. I mean, you ever have service guys come out to your place and carry themselves with that "I hate my life" look....
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Thats only because they are paid sh!t....I take abusive crap all day, but I'm paid for it.
 
Holy crap! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...



"yeah just grab any ole rag to apply the wax" Sure pal, i'll grab the one I wiped the oil spill up with the other day.



"DONT GET ANY WAX ON THE PLASTIC, VERY BAD!" Here a tip captain obvious, perhaps you should practice not getting half a bottle of that dollar general wax in every body line you can find.



"Now that we're all done, you can just throw your bottle of wax and rag on the ground" Sure bud, its clear that you practice that quite frequently, seeing as how you no longer need to use the cap to squeeze out your wax since you've ran it over so many times with your car because it was laying on the ground, you can just convieniently squeeze it out of the crack in the side of the bottle. It also appears that you may have picked up some dirt in your good rag there my friend, as you created more swirls in that car than I would if I barrel rolled myself across my hood covered in mud and sand.



Keep it up jack, you make guys like us richer every day! :goodjob :spot
 
mrfjsw294 said:
half a bottle of that dollar general wax
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Actually, the wax was Meguiar's Gold Class wax. Not the most durable wax but he could have picked up worse. It is one thing I couldn't rag him about. Also remember he stresses to spend the extra buck on quality items.



I'm also quite surprised that he didn't suggest leaving the wax on the car for a week or so... that's always classic to see.



A few funny quotes:

“And of course we need something to dry the vehicle and what is better then tee shirts. Tee shirts, never, never use a towel. A towel is going to damage the vehicle and we definitely don't want to do that, it is going to scrape the paint.�



“you know safety first. We are using a vacuum lets put it inside the car.� – just know that this is a cordless vacuum.



Ok. Even my fiancee watched and said:

Why is he getting the wax out of the side the bottle?

Why is he putting the wax on so thick?

Look at the paint, you can see swirls.

^^ Dang she's good! :D



Thanks for pointing out that Expert Village is full of a bunch of yahoo's. I sure hope they don't have medical training videos!
 
I love the guy, he's so personable, and matter of fact about it all. His delivery reminds me of that SNL water ballet bit with Martin Short and Harry Shearer, LOL.
 
Yea, that can't be real!!! That has to be a joke. I feel sorry for him if it is real.



I hope he doesn't give all the Joses a bad name.



Jose Fernandez -Superior Shine
 
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